ǝuoƃ sᴉ ɥɔʇᴉq sᴉɥʇ ǝɔɐɟ ƃuᴉʞɔnɟ ɹǝɥ ʇɐ ʞool ‘ɥƃnoɥʇ ɹǝɥ ǝɯɐlq ʇ’uɐɔ

Everyone always makes fun of mimes, but I’ve like never been not impressed by a mime. I want to learn these skills. 

THE POOR BABY MIME FELL OVER HHHH I SHOULDNT LAUGH BECAUSE I KNOW THE PAIN OF MIMING BUT THAT WAS FUNNY AS HELL

This is it. This is the funniest thing I’ve ever read in my entire life.

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I think the update broke them, and almost everyone else.

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73… I got so angry at this post I had to reblog it and continue

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somebody could literally make the funniest joke in the universe, expertly crafted and hand made like a fine artisan cheese, but it’ll never make me laugh as much as that one fucking comic where goofy steals a hat from himself in a different panel and defies all logic and starts crying

This is called a bootstrap paradox and is personally one of my favourites

teacher: go ahead and introduce yourselves student: my name is “michael” with a “b”, and i’ve been afraid of insects my entire— teacher:stop stop stop. where? student: hm? teacher:where’s the “b” ?? student: (voice shaking) THERES A BEE???

you let them escape

Beauty and the Beast looks great

This makes me think of the other mothers hand from coraline

I’m on mobile but I’m positive this art has a source can some1 do a reverse Google search