danisontnonfire

"Was this book good or was I deeply 19 when I read it:" an investigative journalism series

so funny to me the pope has siblings. imagine a bunch of people looked at your brother and decided he was the physical embodiment of god's will. like that kid kicked me in the head once.

Did something happen

you can just take it from their cart. its not their possession if they haven't bought it yet

if i were thrift shopping and you put your hands into my cart to take a unique handpicked item i was intending to purchase i would break your legs

being a fan of dan and phil right now feels like when the glee club got back from winning nationals and everyone threw confetti and danced with them in the hallway and tongue tied was playing

that’s her therapist

candy before beer youre in the clear. beer before candy hurricane sandy