we ask that the defense not say "me when i lie" while the witness testifies

being good is so hard i want a cigarette

anyone wanna have a toxic homoerotic psychosexual rivalry with me? it does have to be weird

december???? what next??? 2024?????

I love how muppets walk I wish I could walk like that

if you’re gonna introduce me to something new you have to defeat my 7 evil ex hyperfixations

Google is quickly approaching a fucking unusable state

whatever. i still think this place could be the new pdf. i havent lost hope

im like if roadkill was a girl

doctors be like "we have no idea what causes this extremely mysterious illness" and the illness is something that affects 1 in 8 women

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