A Sleepless Night With Dan
prompt: Dan and Phil live together but they’re just friends, and one night Dan can’t sleep so he gives Phil a brojob and is scared by how much he likes Phil’s cock.
notes: this got out of hand i spent a whole paragraph talking about how pretty phil’s cock is, but can you blame me?
warnings: none. i think this is my most tame fic so far are you guys proud of me.
It’s a normal occurrence. The digital clock resting on his nightstand will flash ‘3:00AM’ and he’ll stare at the bright red numbers, wondering how he can be so exhausted yet completely unable to fade from consciousness. The screen of his laptop illuminates his face in a ghostly manner, and he pauses his Tumblr binge, dragging his hand through his unkempt fringe.
It’s gotten to the part of the night where he’s managed to get himself into the weird part of the internet. It started with an innocent click on the ‘danisnotonfire’ tag. Then another, slightly less innocent click on the ‘phan’ tag.
Currently, he’s scrolling through the infinite amount of posts tagged with ‘phan smut’. This, he thinks, is immensely less innocent than a cheeky scroll through he and Phil’s ship tag.