They call it the never afford anything and kill yourself economy

you've been summoned for july duty

[Getting so angry it makes my brain disease worse] people sre supposed to be nice..

btw if you are friends with someone and you have the kind of dynamic where you can tease each other you also need to be nice. just so we're all aware. you also have to be nice with your words on top of it. like with your words. use your words. you should tell them with your words when you like something about them. if you are scared of being too sincere or vulnerable that is not an excuse to not be nice to someone. also you should work on that. ok are we all on the same page

I hate ruminating on what could have been. Out here thinking "if only I locked in when I was 13" are we serious

Nobody else in this Panera can sense the witch realm

We used to have goth girls in every animated show. They wouldn't let you make a cartoon from 90-00s without at least one goth chick.

why did no one tell me about vampires before i became a lich. “oh noo i can’t go out for a sunny beach day!! i don’t show up in mirrors!!” i need to use a special deodorant not to smell like maggots. i studied for 103 years for this

It is LITERALLY NO ONES FAULT that you didn’t do the readings for Un-Death 103-b 🙄 it was a core class for a reason.

the curriculum’s a little bit long in the tooth

the problem with having a decade old tumblr blog is that there are posts on it from a decade ago

i’ve become a completely different person like 5 separate times since making those posts and there are STILL people finding them somehow

Oh, that’s very helpful indeed!

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"which could mean nothing" and other essential phrases for the modern speculator