Queen of the Crocodiles

Was anyone gonna tell me Chris Fleming was in Widow’s Bay or was I just supposed to find that out from a gifset on tumblr dot com

They introduced a roaming minotaur to my local public library which really adds a lot of fear to the whole place

reblogging now that the game is real!

You show a cat something and they're like sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff ooooh I understand now. Don't care

“Red flags for talking animal accounts” posted by the OG button talking dog person like girl okay. You are all red flags but go off.

when i was a kid i was so mad all the time bc i thought someday i'd have to be somebody's wife i didn't know it was optional. is everybody reminding the young girls in their lives that it's optional.

this girl was showing all the signs of being a secret mermaid so i pushed her into the pool and she turned into a forty foot long mosasaurus which is tbh way cooler

not really sure how to get her out though

for those of you asking why i pushed her into the pool in the first place: i work for a duplicitous small town aquarium and i'm trying to kidnap mermaids to jump through hoops and shit to entertain tourists and make money. fucking obviously. now that i know she's actually a mosasaurus though i Have fallen in pure-hearted love with her

I often think about that post that was a fake dating profile for a cat that was all about chickens, like wanting someone with posable thumbs for opening chickens.

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This remains one of the great art objects of modern times and nobody will convince me otherwise.