you know i am not kind

the fat ass and long wispy eyelashes are evolutionary advantages for the kobold

the long tongue that curls up behind their eyes like woodpeckers also both provides padding for their brain and makes them very good at giving head

as a child i assumed that martha’s vineyard was a fancy private vineyard owned by martha stewart and the reason rich people vacationed there was because they were friends with martha

Going to make a bold claim that the push for IMAX to be the ‘intended viewing’ of certain films contributes to cinemas dying.

they should invent tumblr mutuals that live next door to you

[ID: a standardized warning from Wikipedia that is a cartoon of a broom next to text that reads, "This section may contain an excessive amount of intricate detail that may interest only a particular audience." End ID]

give it up for voice breaks everyone. round of applause for shaky whimpers, pained cries, distressed whining, keening in the back of the throat, that moment when a character tries so hard to keep talking but their voice cracks into a fluttery, weak little plea for help

maybe charlie kirk got stung by a veryfast wasp

Can anyone explain wtf is going on here especially a Korean speaker

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That is one of the most astronomical fuck up translations I have ever seen.

Remember! When companies lay off all their staff because AI is cheaper, this sort of shit is what you can leverage for a better contract when they are inevitably forced to hire everyone back :)