It's complete and utter mayhem

“Bisexuals always end up picking a side” Yaa all those fake bisexuals meeting the love of their life and staying together forever and getting married and being happy with only one person those assholes

lets just turn abandoned shopping malls into affordable apartments and keep the food courts and comfy palm trees and fountains and places to sit that’d be real nice

this is a fine idea tbh. who wouldn’t want to live in a nice mall???

plans for the ruins of capitalist civilisation

IM YELLING

You know what’s cool? Being kind and loving with all your heart

My eyes are burning bc I’ve been staring at this unblinking for like 5 minutes

im the weird dad, wine mom, vodka aunt, and gay emo cousin all in one person

We live in a world where in the future, the parent can show this video to their child and say, “This is the first joke you ever told.” How is that not amazing?

Reblogging for the last one cuz that’s adorable

SO PROUD

2017 better be nice to my mom

Ed Sheeran in 2035: Preorder my album x = [-b ± √(b² - 4ac)] ÷ 2a on iTunes