Welcome to the "Inturnet"

Two new additions to my “Unnecessary Sneaker Collection” The Reebok Alien Stomper Mid Final Scene Pack. My path to #hypebeast is almost complete. https://www.instagram.com/p/Cozuo7PrAgi/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

Brain: So how’s that twenty year quest to get a six pack coming along? Body: Any day now. #carneasadafries #ponchos (at Brea Mall) https://www.instagram.com/p/CmAr7E1rjFf/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

Black Friday Party - Lobster, Chinese Turkey, Honey-Baked Ham, Whole Steamed Fish, Korean Short Ribs, and Polish Sausages. I think this weekend has cancelled out about 6 months of workouts. #dietstartstomorrow https://www.instagram.com/p/ClcXxZRvb_B/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

I persuaded my brother he should take another crack at the standing rib roast he tried almost 20 years ago, this time without the hilarious over salting. It came out perfect. #happythanksgiving #chef https://www.instagram.com/p/ClZVaKfvkzL/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

Day 1 to Vegas First time to ever get the extra leg room exit row seat + Take over an hour to get from the airport to Caesars - Get downgraded at check-in - Get $75 food credit as compensation+ Fail to win 4.3 million dollar jackpot no matter how hard I try - #vegasbaby https://www.instagram.com/p/CkjT3rFyk_F/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

5 years later, new gym, same dumb antics. Sadly I had to cut myself out of the shirt after I got home. RIP. #halloween #gymlife (at LA Fitness) https://www.instagram.com/p/CkZ26hNrAkF/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

I had never heard of “Pork Loin Rib End Chops” before but at $1.49/lb I couldn’t afford not to get them. Perfect with a little sea salt and black pepper. 🐷#chefcharles #protein https://www.instagram.com/p/CkM7PRQL8Io/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

I honestly don’t know why I never came back after I found this place the first time. Their breakfast burrito is still a delicious piece of art. #👨‍🍳 (at S&j Grand Cafe) https://www.instagram.com/p/CjzCJYJLheb/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

I feel like these souvenir cups I got on my last trip really capture the essence of how my 2022 has been going. #onedayatatime https://www.instagram.com/p/CjiwPlBPHck/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

Having cooked like over 100 steaks this year, I’ve decided to start experimenting with pork. 2x Buldak garlic pork sirloin chops @$1.99 a pound. 👨‍🍳 #chefcharles https://www.instagram.com/p/CjOzXfaPgDJ/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

This could become a new special dish for me. Garlic curry steak fried rice. #chefcharles #whateverisinthefridge https://www.instagram.com/p/CjCOBLvruQG/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

Target: Hey Charles we have those Doritos Flamin’ Hot Cool Ranch chips you are looking for. They are on sale for $3.50 each and you get free shipping if your order is $35 or more. Me: That means I have to buy 10 bags of chips. T: Well no, you can order other… M: 🤫 I HAVE to buy 10 bags of chips! #mealprep #absaremadeinthekitchen https://www.instagram.com/p/Cc1bxnkpAuh/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

Last weekend I was experiencing the VIP lifestyle at a BTS concert courtesy of @kitkkat333 and @mresortspacasino It was pretty fun considering I had never listened to them before. #BTS #mresort #allegiantstadium (at BTS Permission to Dance In Las Vegas) https://www.instagram.com/p/CcwanTCFmQD/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

I actually calculated that I now spend about 25% of my life wearing a dress shirt, slacks and dress shoes. So when I go to Vegas I tend to let things get a bit out of hand. Props to the one girl that recognized what I was going for and called me “David.” #schittscreek #vivalasvegas (at Flamingo Las Vegas Hotel & Casino) https://www.instagram.com/p/Ccqx4G3vAbz/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

I told myself I wouldn’t cut my hair until “Covid was over” but after 2+ years I had to break my vow. Unlike Samson however I feel like a literal weight has been lifted off me when this was chopped off. #neveragain https://www.instagram.com/p/CcMN9KLpKFE/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

Tribunal Trip 2022 Part 2. If you have easy to moderate rock formations that you need climbed, maybe you can hire us… Scramble Team 6. #joshuatree #freesolo (at Joshua Tree National Park) https://www.instagram.com/p/CbicG_lPLJk/?utm_medium=tumblr

Tribunal Trip 2022 Part 1. “We don’t stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing” #joshuatree #goodtimes #keepplaying (at Joshua Tree National Park) https://www.instagram.com/p/CbZHaq9OkNV/?utm_medium=tumblr