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Some names just sound so ridiculously fake that had they been fictional, people would’ve rolled their eyes in complete disbelief. Like seriously. Wdym there’s a mf called Galileo Galilei. Stfu. You just made that up

ryan-sometimes

Fastest man on earth is a guy called Usain Bolt. Sure I guess. There’s a poker player whose real name is Chris Moneymaker. Whatever. Scott Speed is a racecar driver. Founder of Tito’s Vodka is some guy called Bert Beveridge. There’s a former CNN bureau chief called William Headline. You’ve got to be fucking kidding me.

david-de-bergerac

silversoulstardust

let's put this one here as well

somecunttookmyurl

weirdnessdk

I fucking love it when people are OBVIOUSLY born to do that exact job! 🤣🤣🤣

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skeevers

Medieval Monk Bear from Historic Scotland

riseofthecommonwoodpile

i don’t think i’m exaggerating when i say that the average height for women in the US would increase by at least an inch if teen girls were allowed to eat as much as teen boys are

riseofthecommonwoodpile

and not to bring my own clocky bitch ass into this but if cis women weren’t so consistently starved their entire lives you’d see a lot more cis women with the kind of bodies that we currently associate closely with trans women. the amount that the standards of feminine presentation are culturally defined by malnutrition is crazy

azurentails

He's fine, don't even worry about it guys

oinkhop

seo changbin in 『stray kids world tour <dominATE japan>』 limited edition document movie solo stage clip

#BIG BOYYYY

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memeuplift

woodsdyke

im swimming at the lake and accidentally kicked a fish. this has never happened in my many years of swimming. sorry man

chekhovs-raygun

honestly embarrassing for the fish.

linolinoing

??????

#what does it mean #feeling very Charlie day from iasip in front of a board ATM

piranesies

they should invent putting on sunscreen that doesn't feel like putting on sunscreen

unanuvola

💓SEO CHANGBIN💓

unanuvola

#yeah valid #same

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okthatsgreat

why are scissors packaged the way they are it’s like they’re taunting us. Oh wow this is such a difficult awful packaging to get through that seems to cause physical damage to your hands as some sort of sick self defense mechanic, if only i had something to help get through it, something sharp perhaps

okthatsgreat

what sort of sick twisted game is it trying to play here

okthatsgreat

LEAVE ME ALONE

unanuvola

♡

JUTDWAE instagram update 🐽

#totally not crashing out over this btw if anyone wants to know what I'm up to

johannestevans

Children near a magical wood catching bugs and their family are like. Please do not catch pixies and small fae and bring them into our home. They are sentient and they are intelligent

And the kids are like "but they get into our bug traps" and "we didn't catch him he followed us home"

And their parents are like. Please i do not believe that 6 fucking pixies smuggled themselves into our garage on the underside of your bicycle saddle and then set up shop in the old dolls house. These are living beings they're not toys it's not kind to treat them like this

And the kids are like we are NOT treating them like anything you said we're not allowed to trap them and they always get into our traps so we always run away when they see us and then they follow us and get inside our backpacks and stuff

And the parents are like

Stop lying!!!

And then they set up wildlife cams and not only can pixies apparently do all of that and are very desperate to hang out with these human kids (who have fun life-sized toys and are covered in wonderful things like glitter and are a free source of fresh bugs and pop tart crumbs)

But they can also like. Fully just pick locks and shit.

Setting up little cameras and having to come to terms with the fact that not only are these small fae initiating every interaction with the kids but have also taken their cat's side in the war against pigeons and keep riding it into battle

doccyuk

The fae quickly realise the camera is a camera, and just as quickly invent silent movies

Each intertitle card has been crafted from words cut out of other writing, so a piece of paper looking like a ransom demand states "BuT Hoo wil SAVE the Dams3l?" is pulled away to reveal a doll tied to train tracks

doctorwhogifs

moonfallplays-deactivated202501

#how long have we been holding on to this one?

chiimeramanticore

it's got solitaire btw. if you even care

chiimeramanticore

oh my god it's got smallitaire

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dogpuppy

squirrelly-13

they got married btw

visit-me-here-in-wonderland

oh you’re not kidding

spacepunksupreme

I spent like 5 hours editing this gif frame by frame to make this shitty edit that I wanted to exist

sexboobomb

I was about 30 minutes past having scrolled by this when my Tumblr feed bugged, and suddenly every single post was replaced by this one. Not even reblog spam or anything, it just plain overlaid the existing posts, tags and all. I've never felt more in-tune with what it means to browse Tumblr

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