we justifiably give Biden a lot of shit but I think "at least 3" is the funniest possible response to some right wing dipshit asking you how many genders there are
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we justifiably give Biden a lot of shit but I think "at least 3" is the funniest possible response to some right wing dipshit asking you how many genders there are
wait it gets better

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“bits to use in everyday conversations”
Text I got from my guy friend who’s currently dating a man for the first time when I asked him how it’s going
I heavily fw bro
EMMA D'ARCY and OLIVIA COOKE as RHAENYRA TARGARYEN and ALICENT HIGHTOWER↳ HOUSE OF THE DRAGON (2022 - ), dir. MIGUEL SAPOCHNIK ⤷ 1x07 "Driftmark"
What would you do if you were scrolling through recommended tumblr posts and one was from someone you don't know and it was just a picture of your dad captioned "fucking hate this guy" and it had hundreds of notes
reblog it

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Can people stop going on tour foR FIVE MINUTES THIS PAY PERIOD I HAVE BOUGHT THREE SETS OF TICKETS FOR BUCKET LIST ARTISTS I CANNOT DO THIS
"get a job" "unemployed behaviour" okay but like. girl your ableism
girl your abelism. girl your inexplicable capitalistic worldview. girl your view of labour productive for capital being directly tied to your worth as a person. but also really holy shit girl your abelism!
dan is so gorgeous my brain registers him as a beautiful woman who I have a lesbian crush on
a customer said “earl gay” instead of “earl grey” and my lizard brain reacted fast enough to say “that’s what they call me in England”
Hey y'all some of u may remember me as a 1d blog and I have pit tickets for Louis??????

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toddler started playing a game a while ago where he points at dad and says "you're [toddler]. I'm Dada" and then they roleplay being each other. I gotta say. the schadenfreude, the absolute satisfaction, when toddler says "eat your hot dog" and dad says "no! I want a lot!!" (imitating what the toddler does when he refuses to eat unless he is given a GIANT PILE of food, which he will eat approximately 5% of) and toddler says "you can have this" (exactly what we say to him in this situation) and dad says "I WANT A LOT!!" and the toddler tries to think of a way to convince him and says "EAT IT!!" with visible frustration. exquisite. incredible
Babygirl I know fandom history that you wouldn’t even care about
i know fandom history that even I don’t care about
well, i know about lump fish
Good to see we’re all on the same page
worst part of being an adult is how often youre forced to nag. you Have to be annoying or youre never getting anything done. which is unfortunate considering how common it is to teach kids to never nag and be annoying ever
a professional i am paying money doesnt show up w zero communication and IM the one who has to feel guilty for having to call him and ask whats going on. because when i was a little kid i would get yelled at for nagging. joke world
i think what i love about taylor swift so much is that, at her core, she is a decent and warm human being, almost in spite of the fact that people refuse to treat her like a human being period
i think what i love about taylor swift so much is that, at her core, she is a decent and warm human being, almost in spite of the fact that people refuse to treat her like a human being period

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Being an adult in this recession and being like wow I am totally "splurging" on 3 new sets of cotton underwear and 3 pairs of socks like whoaaaaa hold your horses duke of the land where's all this money gonna come from
taylor going off on how confessional songwriting shouldn’t be reduced to ‘messy’ speak on it!!!