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"Curious! You've got the same glock as Voldemort!"

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Harry potter remake where everythings the same except when ron and harry first go to tranfiguration, mcgonnagall is crouched on the desk in a cat fursuit
POUR ONE OUT FOR COMRADE OPPORTUNITYÂ
and send a thank you postcard to the Opportunity team for all their hard work!
Hey⌠donât worry about the ferret⌠they live in the couch.
Baby-Doll Batman: The Animated Series
This is one criminally underrated Batman villain.
SERIOUSLY THOUGH SHE WAS MY FAVORITE BATMAN VILLAIN
Her physical condition didnât allow her to age
No one took her seriously as an actress
And even when she was trying to get into a happy romantic relationship (albeit with another villain) he still couldnât take her seriously as a consenting, sexually active and romantically interested adult
Thatâs a lot of blows to someoneâs psycheÂ
and Babydoll is both a sympathetic villain and a formidable one
I remember this episode fucked me up a a kid.Â
And man, do I wish we could see this Batman again: the Batman that consoles his villains, because the majority (if not all) of them are mentally ill people. And Batman knows this and wants them healthy again, not punished and GOD definitely not dead.
Baby Doll is so underrated as a Batman villainÂ
but her episode was perfectÂ
Batman: The Animated Series The story of one fucked up, traumatized little boy, doing his best to help other fucked up traumatized people.
#this show is the only batcanon that matters to me #dc can burn everything else down but theyâll never pry the dcau from cold dead clawed hands
The Batman that cares about the inmates is my favorite. He doesnât put up with their shit, but he does try to reach out here and there and heâs as human as he can be to them.
When Harley was re-institutionalized, he got her that dress she wanted.
In the comics based on B:tAS, there was a time during Christmas that there was snow and it was Mr. Freezeâs fault, and he was making it snow because Christmas was his anniversary with Nora and she LOVED it when it snowed on Christmas, so Batman let him finish mourning before calmly taking him back to Arkham.
He never, ever gives up on Harvey possibly recovering.
Sure, Batman is going to throw punches and do what it takes to take these guys down when theyâre hurting or threatening people. And heâs not going be a complete bleeding heart; he has to protect the innocent. Heâs going to take them down and take them back to Arkham, but it doesnât mean heâs incapable of being a bit human to the ones who deserve it.
Batman needs become human again
Because it needs to be here:
Remember that time a young girl with near god-like psychic powers threatened to destroy reality and the only one that could stop her was Batman because he had a previous encounter with her and was tasked with killing her to restore reality.
But instead, Batman sat with her on a swing and kept her company as the girlâs psychic powers slowly killed her.
No?

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Make Some Pocket Extenders for Your Pants
So I donât know about you, but Iâm often frustrated by the ridiculous smallness of girlsâ pockets. At a bare minimum, I need to be able to shove my cellphone in there - come on, pants companies! So what I started doing was making myself pocket extenders. Iâve done this several times, for pants and shorts. Itâs great.
I just got this pair of jeans, so I thought Iâd show you how to do it. I kind of feel like it just hasnât occurred to some of you that this is an option, so maybe now it will. All you need is your pants, some fabric (I just took a random piece from a scrap bin), a needle, and some thread (thread doesnât even need to match the fabric since literally no one will see it).
See? Ridiculous. Like, half a cellphone, or only 2.5âł. Useless.
 So turn those inside out to expose the pockets.
Figure out how big you want your pockets to actually be. I kinda go by whatever looks like might be right. I didnât really measure them. Fold the fabric in half, so you have a pocket, and then fold it in half again so you can have two equal ones.
Try to get the edges to line up enough, pin it in place, then sew up the sides! Are your stitches crazy uneven and wonky looking? Doesnât matter; nobodyâs going to see it. These are in the inside of your pants. The only thing that matters is that it holds up. So I double-did the corners, since those tend to get the most stress.
Cut open the bottom of the existing pockets.
Pin it in place, then sew around, joining the new pocket to the old pocket. I did this by keeping my hand on the inside, so I wouldnât accidentally sew through the other side. Again, I reinforced the corners, and didnât worry about what it actually looks like. Then I turned it in side out to make sure the inside was all joined properly.
Yay all done! And the pockets are so much bigger now!
Whaaaat I can fit my entire phone and entire hand and probably something else now, are girlsâ pockets even allowed to do that?! Heck yeah they are.
petition to remake all of the twilight movies where everything is the same except that bella is played by john mulaney who has not been given a script and just has to deal with these circumstances as they come.
john: (walks into the classroom)
edward:Â
john:
donât u mean
I DIDNT KNOW I NEEDED THIS
Omfg Iâm dying
*Edward comes into Bellaâs room that one night to creepily kiss her in order to test his self-control*
Edward: I just wanna try one thing. Be very stillâŚdonât move.
John as Bella: *flops to the ground and kicks upward to fight off attacker according to the infinite wisdom of Detective JJ Bittenbinder*
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Edward: Do you wanna hang out after class?
John as Bella: Nah, sister, youâre not getting me to no secondary location!
Edward: My family, weâre different from others of our kind. We only drink animal blood, but itâs your scent. Itâs like a drug to me. Itâs like youâre my own personal brand of heroine.
John:
Edward: You know what I am. Say it.
John:
The Ruins of St. Dunstan-in-the-East, London, 2017. Š Moon and Serpent

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Man found the stoplight cameras were activated during yellow lights and decided to cut the wires of it.
Florida Man: Chaotic evil. New York Man: Chaotic good.
Holy shit. Nah dude look up the entire story, itâs INSANE.
The dude got arrested once before this for using a painterâs extension rod to point the stoplight cameras into the sky instead of cutting the wires. He didnât cut the wires until AFTER he got out after being arrested the first timeâwhich he did after posting facebook videos that prove that the stoplights are intentionally rigged to trick drivers into citationsâthe yellow lights at intersections with cameras only last THREE SECONDS, as opposed to the five seconds they last at other stoplights without cameras in the same county.
When he cut the camera cords, he reported his deeds to the news -himself,- and then politicians pressured the local police force into arresting him. The local police and sheriff deputies actually SUPPORT him for his actions because the lights have been killing innocent people! During his most recent arrest, one of the Sheriffâs Deputies actually -offered to bail him out-. When he got home again after these incidents, there was a surveillance camera planted at his house BY THE GOVERNMENT to watch him! His reaction to being surveilled? He painted over the camera in Americaâs flat out fucking ballsiest âfuck youâ to the gubmint Iâve ever heard of. And it gets EVEN CRAZIER. After painting over the camera, suddenly this guyâhis name is Stephen Ruth by the wayâstarted GETTING ATTEMPTS ON HIS LIFE. He reports that a car intentionally tried to hit him in a head-on collision, and after talking about the car to his neighbors, they confirmed that the car in question (Or at least, one that was visibly identical, its occupants included) had been staking out his house! Somebody was legitimately trying to MURDER HIM over his discovery and his actions!
As a final insult to injury, Ruth pointed out that the VAST majority of the cameras were found SPECIFICALLY in lower-to-middle-class neighborhoods. As well, the victims of these rigged stoplights tried to go to the local news station to talk about the deaths of their family members that occurred from the rigging. Aaaand⌠The local station, âNews12âł, never aired their interviews. Remember how I said that, after cutting the cables and calling the local news station, Ruth was arrested because of pressure from politicians? Get this: News12 is actually owned by CableVision, who PROVIDES INTERNET SERVICE TO THE CAMERAS. Whereas mister Ruth was only trying to help people and save lives, heâs been caught up in a full-blown fucking government conspiracy thatâs out for his blood. This guy isnât Robin Hood, he makes Robin Hood look like a -CHUMP-.
This is a modern vigilante.
i just had the funniest experience in vr chat, i joined a random server and the one i joined had Japanese people so i waddled around in my goofy club penguin avatar that i have saved, after a while a guy walks up to me and clones my avatar so were both penguins then another guy shows up and clone my avatar
now keep in mind there only speaking Japanese i donât know what they are saying, then another guy joins in, so i got a group of three penguin friends
we just waddle around and goof about, the one of them tries to talk to me, but not only do i not have a mic i also donât speak Japanese, they figure out i donât speak Japanese and start listing various places, they get the part of being European right, and after listing a lot of places they ask if im from the UK and when i nod they all just start cheering. after hanging out for a while one of them gets real close to me and whispersâŚ
âpenguin brothers foreverâ
as of this afternoon (january 7 2019) at least 12 indigenous anti-pipeline activists at unisâtotâen camp in unceeded wetâsuwetâen territory have been arrested by the rcmp. those arrested include molly wickham (the spokesperson of gitdumden clan) and an elder. these people will not be released, and are being taken to prince george, where they will stand before a justice of the peace.Â
due to this event, itâs more important than ever to support water protectors and pipeline activsts. here is the official website for the unisâtotâen camp so you can educate yourself on the issue. also please donate if you can.
itâs more important than ever to help support indigenous water protectors and anti-pipeline activists. please do what you can - anything helps.
Hey instead of a Harry Potter world there should be a lord of the rings world where itâs super immersive and youâre given a sword when you enter the world and giant spiders chase you and the elf actors eat dirt and offer you some
can we befriend and/or flirt with the giant spiders asking for a friend
Itâs youâre adventure you can do whatever you want but watch out!
HI, THIS EXISTS, ITâS CALLED EVERMORE PARK, ITâS IN PLEASANT GROVE, UTAH
itâs more of a DND park but itâs fantasy and characters give you quests and when you finish quests they give you a tarot card with the characters on it
The town functions as a real-time story with a plot and everybody has backstory and movie-quality makeup and shitÂ
Guys Iâve been and itâs fucking unbelievable
The siblings who founded McDonalds were called Mac and Dick McDonald and I canât believe they opted to name the âBig Macâ burger after the first brother.

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âThe Hesitant Brideâ - Auguste Toulmouche
Not to be like âwe live in a societyâ but I think a lot of peopleâs mental health would be significantly less fucked if they didnât have to function in a system that forces them to think about their value as a human being as based on how productive they are/how much money people can make off them