Cutie

we’re ALL snacks in the eyes of god

The dramatic irony in this is incredible

this is my new favorite video

this video is the visual definition of hubris

i go absolutely ape shit buck wild when people ask me if i want to run errands with them like Let’s Fucking Go. and my mind absolutely maxes out of dopamine when they ask if i wanna stop for coffee. and if someone took me to the park id go bonkers in funcking yonkers

i got so high last night that i started ghostwriting for a golden retriever apparently

Did Jordin Sparks ever figure out how to breathe with no air

when was the last time u heard anything about jordin sparks. i rest my case

u ever go take a piss at a party and as soon as u close the door u feel like ur in a different dimension

Terry Crews

Is that green penguin carrying Daffy Duck’s beak to the kitchen

^This is a very important question.