I'd like give King Shark Ocean Water™ from Sonic

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

GLaDOS voice: "Would you like to see some artwork I generated? I've heard from other test subjects that AI-generated artwork produces an uncanny valley response in human viewers because they can't perceive it as fully real. They've told me that it looks absolutely hideous to them, that they can't imagine anything more disgusting than AI art. But, well I've been practicing and wanted your honest opinion. Feel free to let me know how ugly you find this by ranking it on a scale from 'vomit-inducing' to 'eye-bleeding'." A robotic arm lowers from the ceiling holding a hand mirror up to Chell's face

Hey…. Hey… Characters covered in blood, okay? You remember characters covered in blood?? You used to love characters covered in blood

Highly trustworthy Gary the perfect business partner! Now on contract for only $196.99!

i love you but you don’t know the characters like i do no one ever has or ever will obviously. that’s just how it goes. like how everyone thinks their dog is the best or their baby is the cutest, everyone thinks they know the character the best. but in my case it’s true

i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges

I headcanon Abrams as moronsexual only because I'm a dumb bitch.

oh its bad back there.

hundreds of people in the tags telling me how much worse it could be