The Mayan Empire

Call my pussy a wigan kebab the way 40% of people who come in enjoy it

the Princess of Hope says we're fucked

there’s tens of thousands of people on here who do not know who “Jin Kazama” is, the main character of the tekken franchise, but will happily talk to you about Prototype Jack, who is perhaps the most unpopular and reviled character in the series

ban pjackk again

95% of everyone on the English-speaking Internet now has one of the 6 same personalities derived from 4 basic belief sets and they all make the same 12 jokes over and over and over in very slightly different proportions because that's how you fit into your selected personality, and you pick your jokes from components presented to you by algorithmic content feeds, based on your belief set. The goal is to get your joke proportions broadcast by the algorithmic content feeds, so it will become one of the 12 jokes and other people will base their personality on it. If you're really good at it you can start selling shirts and hats and make money from it, or even run a serious scam that will make you life-changing amounts of money at the expense of everyone who ever wanted to have sex with you for your joke proportions. One day we will all die and sometimes killing is okay.

did you google how to take a screen shot

3 Triarch Praetorians do not give a shit about my strategy

miss hand sanitizer has something she needs to do before she eats the sandwich you just gave her