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the only thing that bothers me about the booping is that I can see the paw pads which makes me feel like I'm backhanding peoples' blogs

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Every time you don't include aro people in your pride posts you owe us money.

cats will be like “blasting litter 10 feet in all directions aint much but its honest work”

changing your sheets is the hardest thing in the whole world who the fuck cares about sisyphus and his stupid rock i have to take the sheets off my bed and then put new ones on and then in a little bit? ill have to do it again

Cat Voice: I love you please trip over me and die :3

You're gonna let somebody with an outside cat talk to you that way....?

brb gotta go be autistic at a family gathering and make all of my relatives uncomfy

ppl who don't get cats will try to argue that cats don't love you meanwhile cats will cry and cry and cry and cry like the world is ending until you hold them like a baby and give them a kissy on their perfect lil forehead

Sometimes I wonder how my coworkers know I’m queer when I don’t talk and then I catch myself standing around with my limp wrists at my waist like a little yassosaurus rex

im so sensitive i wasn’t made for earth

[ID: The Accessibility Settings in Minecraft. A green line is circling an option labelled “Hide Lighting Flashes: Off.” End ID]

one thing about me is i will be in bed

saying “ow” when you take damage in minecraft rb if u agree

baby girl i have pain in joints unknown even to science