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https://docs.google.com/document/d/1YJqXhA8ryaTLxh_YJSiDsKyYjnoyBr8WVfcAsSeIuAI

I want to play a game with you all.

You have to make a new word by changing only one letter of the last word.

Dick: OK! we have chips, dip, popcorn, candy- everything you could ever want!

Jason: Except freedom

Dick: Shut up, this is my birthday present: 10 family nights!

Duke: I can't believe you didn't give up after Damian tried to strangle Tim during charades last time.

Dick: Well I've learned my lesson. Tim and Damian are no longer allowed to be on the same team.

Steph: Does that mean we get to choose our own teams now?

Dick: No. [cheerily] Ok, tonight is trivia night! We have 4 different knowledge-based games and we'll all be in teams of three, except team C who'll be four because we're uneven. [picks up an old cowl filled with paper slips] I'll start drawing names now.

Dick: first out: Steph, Damian, and- oh, that's Tim I'll just put that back- aha! Jason! So that's team A!

Jason: [flatly] swell.

Dick: Team B! it's... Cass, Me, and Duke!

Dick: Which leaves...

Everyone: [looks around]

Dick: [weakly] ...Bruce, Tim, Babs, and Alfred for team C...

Everyone: ...

---5 hours later ---

Steph: [staring apathetically at the ceiling] I've never felt this outclassed in my entire life.

Duke: how did Alfred know all the lyrics to "fresh prince of bel-air" by heart?

Jason: since when does the Pretender know obscure facts about FASHION?

Damian: Gordon speaks Swahili?

Dick: I can't believe they were so cocky they let Bruce take the Dungeons and Dragons question.

Bruce: nailed it!

Nicole: (cackling as the camera zooms into the ugliest cake pop her eyes have ever laid on) WHAT IS THAT!

As bruce whisks in a bowl midway the process, if you edit the clip to make it loud enough you could hear him muttering under his breath why the fuck did I adopt so many kids

Nicole: and I genuinely don’t know what mr wayne is doing over there (cackle) (camera cuts to Bruce frantically counting the figures before adding them to the final cake as he knows if he forgets any of them they would never let him live it down)

Nicole: oh I love the purple you chose for spoiler’s Cape! / Bruce: it’s actually eggplant but thank you nic!

Jacques: as….. lo…vely as this cake looks.. I can’t help but notice.. you forgot to add batman to it

this is emmett and cullen they are best friends

If you can’t say “I’m beautiful,” begin by shutting down the “I’m ugly” thoughts and saying “I’m a person.”

If you can’t say “I’m valuable” begun by shutting down the “I’m worthless” thoughts and say “all people deserve basic respect, and I’m a person.”

I finally added these precious babies to my Etsy!!

More importantly, I ship worldwide!! So take one or more of these babies to complete your bag or anything you want to stick them on!!! (✧ω✧)

All of the buttons are pressed by hand!! 

Size: 1,75’ inch / 4,5 cm

Disabled Person: YOU COMPLETE AND UTTER FOOL!

The United States Government:

In order for disabled people to receive any sort of financial assistant for their housing, food, bills, medical supplies, etc., they cannot ever have more than $2,000 of resources to their name. Ever.

It doesn’t matter what it’s for.

You’re saving up for a new wheelchair?

For college?

To put a downpayment on a house?

Hell man, you just happen to budget for once in your life so that you can have some extra money in case something bad happens?

Your benefits immediately get cut off if you’re a cent over $2,000.

And, even worse, you usually end up having to pay back every dollar the government gave you that month.

So say you get $400. If they find out you’re twenty dollars over the resource limit, you have to give them all $400 back and you undergo an investigation of your funds to see if you will continue getting money.

“What if I spend the money that day?”

Doesn’t matter. In fact, from what I can tell, people who do this are actually put under investigation for fraud.

before the movie came out, Marvel gave him an exclusive preview screening. SOme people were upset because they felt if Marvel was really wanted to thank mantlo, they should have donated money to Mantlo’s family.

Sometimes, at the end of the month, he has no idea what to do with his money because the whole month went by and he still has 400-ish bucks in his account, and he fucking panics because he doesn’t want to get anywhere near 2,000.

And here’s the funnest part of the story!

One day he did a huge commission on Second Life and wound up earning 1500 bucks off of it, and he told the guy to donate it 500 bucks at a time over 3 months. The guy didn’t want to, and just donated all 1500, which put my brother at 2,036 bucks.

The state IMMEDIATELY (I’m talking less than an hour) called him up to tell him over the phone that they were canceling his SSI, because they noticed he had gone over the 2,000 buck threshold. He had to tell them that someone had made a charitable donation to him and that this was not a common occurrence in any way shape or form, and upon not believing him, my mother had to call to talk to them as his legal caretaker and say basically the same thing until they called off the cancellation of his SSI money.

He also had to cancel his renter’s assistance because it put him to 1,062 a month, so if he went 30 days without spending any money they’d cancel his SSI altogether. Like, none of us in the family have any fucking clue why that regulation is in place and it’s the stupidest shit in human history.

I WAS PROMISED A BATTLE

*throws down gauntlet*

2) It was super awesome!