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draconym

The kids on Tiktok were right actually

Making masks rules

draconym

I think the beads really complete the look

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pastabot

today is not my birthday

pastabot

reblog if your birthday is not today

texasflutes

A very merry unBirthday!

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Haven’t had a chance to watch the tutorial yet, but I’m seriously considering making this for my gf’s niece

swagophile

important reminder that most people you follow online are significantly lamer than you think they are including me. and if you feel insecure comparing yourself to someone online: DON'T. theyre probably also lame and weird. most people on the internet are

most-sane-classicist

reblog if you're also lame and weird.

shamebats

Tiktok post by @ wynunlimited.

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valtsv

i feel like if you stabbed an angel the blood trail would look like this

Hey. Hey!

This made me laugh out loud

76ello

Reblogging in honor of the first day of baseball season.

ceruleanfuckup

The pitcher that exploded the bird is a photographer now, this is his logo

hometoursandotherstuff

flightlessartist

you think you’re going to have a normal field trip and she shows up wyd (cw *slight* flashing images)

✦ find me on instagram @the.flightless.artist ✦

texasflutes

Celebrating

pikadxrat

you, reading this. you're a creature now. reblog to creature your followers

creatures-in-posts

this creature is you

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i-am-a-fish

I hope you get your favorite food this week and your favorite drink and your favorite 2k dollars

i-am-a-fish

I'm sorry there's no magic in this post I'm just talking. I hope good stuff happens to people online I hope good things happen to all of us

nitegyrl-deactivated20151213

mp-lily

this was posted in 2015. the years come and go but tumblr is eternal.

dragon-in-a-fez

today's reason I fucking love the open source community: Ageless Linux, a brand new Debian-based operating system specifically designed to break the law by giving children access to computers that explicitly refuse to track their age.

dragon-in-a-fez

reblog this post to help a child break the law

0x5742

oh goddamn this whole page goes so hard actually, please go read it. what an impressive, visceral takedown of this dumb law

frogeyedape

works for AL, CA, LA, TX, UT and maybe CO — civil disobedience on a wide scale could force many of these state's AG's to reckon with the infeasibility & unreasonableness of these laws

beemovieerotica

someone on reddit shared texts of her and her husband's exclusive english dialect and it's beautiful

beemovieerotica

a linguist is analyzing it

official-linguistics-post

official linguistics post

pugzman

I rarely ever ask for a repost. But this is an exception. Those lines are there for a reason. And I promise, if that is my kid, and your car, I will leave a note to remind you.....then I going to take fuck your paint job. Dont be that asshole.

97bmw540i

Asshole

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feministtalks

edwin-paynes-bowtie

Yes to all of this, but I'm also pro-Laura who just does not want kids and wants to have sex

supreme-leader-stoat

I have a very rough idea in my head that I don't think I can clearly articulate beyond "And that concludes tonight's reports on German air forc—WHAT'S THIS? IT'S KING ARTHUR WITH A STEEL CHAIR"

the-writers-wrench

IDK what this is about, but I want to know more.

supreme-leader-stoat

This isn't exactly the same idea but it could be but there is more rattling around in here so:

The Blitz here manages to qualify as Britain's Darkest Hour, thus triggering the return of Arthur from the Realm Avalon.

He does not speak a lick of modern English. He speaks an unholy mishmash of Brittonic and Late Classical Latin.

(Honestly I can see the latter becoming a plot point if they manage to get their hands on a Roman Catholic priest to act as a translator. It wouldn't be a perfect arrangement, but probably better than anything else.)

Truthfully he probably gets mistaken for a madman.

Somehow manages to steal a Spitfire out from under the RAF's nose, proceeds to use it to bring down like half an enemy squadron on his own, then lands in a field in the middle of nowhere.

Police and RAF converge on his location on account of the whole "stealing a plane" thing. They eventually overwhelm him with sheer numbers, but he manages to knock out an impressive number of them in the process. I mean, come on. It's Arthur.

leseigneurdelorage

"a catholic priest" i mean yeah sure why not but JRRTOLKIEN himself was alive and a teacher at the time so go big or go home.

supreme-leader-stoat

You know what sure why not let's just make literal real-life JRRT himself a character in this Arthurian return story, he deserves it.

chainsawsdreamer

@seajr DUDE

aquilacalvitium

This is the best thing I've seen in days

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