PROLONGING REVENGE THROUGH REINCARNATION

“i’ll bear the burden of your hate and die with you” sounds like it’s from shakespeare or a greek tragedy or something but it’s from naruto

My fucking chair died in the heat.... I had to walk to work at the very end of my commute.... Kill me....

Got 20 to get out of the red but I'd still like to have that 50 back esp if I need to Uber again

I should clarify the 20 was from my roommate

auto immune disorders happen when the immune system ignores regulatory factors and begins attacking healthy bodily tissues, due to what scientists refer to as "sheer love of the game"

They really gave tracer a bbl in fortnite

They keep doing this she's gonna start showing up in porn

Well now lets not be ridiculous who would wanna jerk off to tracer

One of the most heartwarming things I’ve ever heard a dog trainer say “A pushy pet who makes small demands and communicates their needs to you is a safe pet. It means they trust you and aren’t afraid of your reaction if they misbehave and push your buttons a little”

i can't be the only person who hates being called neurospicy. it's such a weird term. i'm neurodivergent. i'm disabled. call me that.

My fucking chair died in the heat.... I had to walk to work at the very end of my commute.... Kill me....

Got 20 to get out of the red but I'd still like to have that 50 back esp if I need to Uber again

Both citing unrelated regulations at each other

gunshots dont even lower the rent these days