Hate when people post about how bad they are at driving like it’s a quirky personality trait. “Not me never using my turn signal! 😜 I’m so gay” actually you are a menace to society

give me one good and honest “there you are sweetheart, sorry i’m late. i was looking everywhere for you” and i’ll be alright

I got sucked into my fucking stupid bong AGAIN

Allow people to like you, to enjoy your company, to want to be your friend. Allow them to compliment you, allow others to think you're cool and funny even if you think you're not. It is not up to you to tell others how to feel, and remember that people might see the positive things in you and qualities that you have been failing to see while being too self-critical. Allow yourself to be liked by other people, even when you don't see why they should. Don't self-isolate because you think you are not good enough for other people.

“Cops are just doing their job” always struck me as weird because it implies that somehow the fact that they are harassing, killing, and imprisoning people, enforcing institutional racism, and destroying communities is less morally reprehensible if they do it for money.

Not to be a drooling socialist cuck, but if a full day's labour can't purchase three square meals, 24 hour's worth of rent and utilities, a fraction of a month's clothing budget, and a reasonable portion to be saved for when you can no longer comfortably work, what the fuck are we doing shit for

I’ve never seen a boobs image. I don’t believe they exist.

(Returns sometime later with a rum and coke and a lit cigarette in one hand) (visibly shaken) they exist