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The Great Goodreads Diss List (Part 1)
Context: For many years now, I have been collecting funny lines from Goodreads reviews to share with my coworkers. (I do collection development, reader's advisory, and weeding at a public library, so I read a LOT of reviews)
Are some of these, perhaps, rather mean? Yes, but they are also very funny, and come from a place of honest frustration. In the tradition of Bargepole threads and lists everywhere, names and titles have been censored.
"First, I want to say that I understand how hard it is to write a book and how amazing it is when it is actually published. Congrats to the author for that accomplishment. That said--"
"Warning: This review will be lengthy due to pure hatred."
"I found myself feeling really, really annoyed with the world that this book is allowed to exist. We live in a universe where the passenger pigeon is extinct but this book goes along merrily being read by unsuspecting lovers of words and ideas and stories? It just seems like too much, you know?"
"Don't do it. Don't spring the cash for the hardcover. Instead, eat an entire bag of Twizzlers, spend some money you don't have at a high-end department store, look up on Facebook the shady college boyfriend that made you cry, research the current value of your home or 401K and then read all about how the big hedge fund managers are faring during the economic crisis. You'll feel about the same stomach pain if you waste your time reading this book."
"This wretched novel begins with the mugging of an old lady and it appears I may be in the process of repeating that loathsome crime as [author] was 78 when she wrote it. It is not nice to put the boot into such a poor defenseless old creature lying there with only a damehood, a Booker Prize and a few million quid. It’s a nasty job but somebody has to do it."
"I think this is the way dead people would write, if they could."
"I am considering setting up SPABB: Society for the Protection of Accurate Book Blurb. This blurb appears to have been written by someone from the publishers who met [the author] the night before, got very drunk, lost his notes and then constructed something in a fug of hangover the next morning."
"I congratulate [the author] on the early half of his book, which was thoroughly fun and made me laugh and think. I congratulate [the author] on the second half of his book, for finishing it. It reads like that was difficult."
"…a woman whose taste in contemporary literature has roughly the same batting average as a pitcher in the National League."
"The author is a pompous windbag."
"Recommends it for: No one. Recommended to me by: A friend who apparently wished to cause me great suffering."
"Makes me wonder: is it possible to obtain similes at a volume discount?"
"The repeated phrases made me want to mail a thesaurus to the author."
"I'm disappointed in myself for finishing this book."
"if the author described [character's] eyes as "obsidian" one more time I was tempted to write her and ask if her thesaurus broke."
"They say that an infinite number of monkeys with an infinite number of typewriters would, if given infinite time, eventually produce the complete works of William Shakespeare. [This book], on the other hand, would probably take the average monkey just under two hours."
"I can't imagine what the author had to do to get this nadir of Western literature printed on innocent trees, but he does seem to know a LOT about being well-connected in New York."
"This book is so bad it is almost worth reading just to make you appreciate the other books you are reading."
"Reads like it was written by a brilliant author, the night before it was due."
"raises interesting questions, like: can a book be so bad as to constitute an act of terrorism"
"has this author ever spoken to a human woman"
"This acorn has fallen so far from the tree that it can’t even see the forest."
"I’m guessing they are touted as ‘beach reads’ because no one will care if they get dropped into the ocean."
"This book begins with all the energy of a hand vacuum near the end of its battery life, and the pace doesn't quicken much from there."
"At least everybody’s eyes stayed the same color this time around.”
Part 2
Part 3
i teleport behind you like in the animes but we’re ass to ass
you feel a sudden, threatening pressure against your ass…..
revolutionary leader: we have to destroy their government like a worm eating an apple from the core. we cannot rest until every one of their leaders are dead. theyve spent eons ruling the galaxy with an iron fist, destroying everything we care about, lets not forget the inhabitants of ATLAS-05 and the slaughter of indigenous populations, our objective is clear. we will not rest until they are gone.
ace pilot: [raising her hand] okay so question
revolutionary leader: [sighing] what. what is your question
ace pilot: umm.. can i be leashed? i'm kinda missing my leash. whos my handler?
revolutionary leader: wh- you don't have a handler. you're a fucking mech pilot, you can be trusted to know the best course of action in battle, can't you? isnt this what they train you for?
ace pilot: [shaking her head] no i just do what they tell me to. i never got trained or anything they just inject me with the stuff and then tell me where to shoot. can i wear a muzzle
revolutionary leader: you never- what the fuck? THIS is what the best of the best of their army is like? you never even got trained?
revolutionary pilot: i told you working with her was a bad idea. lets just kill her. we don't need fascist scum in our ranks.
ace pilot: [whimpering a little] aahahaha.. can she be my handler? i like her
revolutionary leader: wh- what the fuck. you at least know how to pilot their mechs? right?
ace pilot: [grinning] if a scary lady is yelling at me, i can pilot anything in this galaxy
revolutionary pilot: we really dont need her. lets just shoot her
revolutionary leader: no no, wait.. anything? like all you need is a handler and you can pilot as well as any of their pilots
ace pilot: and a lot of drugs! but yep
revolutionary leader: . . . alright marsha you're her handler now
revolutuonary pilot: AW WHAT
ace pilot: [wagging her tail in her mind] YAAAYYYYYYY
You ever think about many peices of media have zero women and thats just perfectly normal but if a peice of media has an all female cast people get... like that? Women should be allowed to kill over this btw

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WHY IS TESHIN GIVING ME A WARFRAME BLUEPRINT FOR MY DAILY LOGIN???
He just straight-up does that sometimes. It's only for weapons or Warframes you haven't mastered yet. It's supposed to encourage you to try new things.
Teshin spoon feeding baby Tenno varied foods they refuse to try, "It is good to experience variety, for it is only when a warrior knows the All, can they know the One."
I keep forgetting I have tumblr. This was originally posted on the warframe forums in the 14th March 2026.
This is one if many warframe fan concepts I have made with the assistance of my beloved partner.
Eos, The dawn Flower Frame.
Element - Tau
Codex
Born from a blaze of sentient energy fused with former orokin glory, the blazing flowers blossomed. Eos offers searing power to those who control the long fallen ally found in the enermy
Backstory
In life, an unwilling and forced attempt to undergo continuity, Ariadne endured a mutation from the kuva; her body twisting and mutating itself. Her once elongagted arm was replaced with a glass shell of the kuva that failed to give her a new body, whilst her right leg became that similar to that of the kavat. She lived out her days replacing her eyes to regain new sight and building herself a new body in utter secrecy amongst a sea of dawn flowers. However, with the spread of sentient betrayal and the growing brutality of her own kind, she vanished into her garden of dawn flowers under her failing body, her conciousness placed into her creation: Eos. In her new body and taking up her new name, Eos fought alongside the Tenno, leaving the ghost of her former self in her garden. Only when the empire fell, did she return to her ghost, laying subdued and lost to the world. Yet this would only last until the end of the New War, with the Fall of Ballas reawakening her from her slumber.
Now, she is left in your hands, Tenno. May you bring her radient wrath down upon your foes.
Abilities (Open to alteration or change)
Passive - Dawn's Gaze
For every enemy inflicted with Tau, increases status effect duration by 15 seconds. For every new enemy inflicted by Tau, timer resets.
Ability 1 - Radience
Release a burst of energy, caught enemies will be encased in orokin gold. 12 meter range, lasts 7 seconds, costs 25 energy.
Ability 2 - Divine Wrath
Sacrifice 25% of health to inflict Tau on enemies. Increases status effect by 25%. Caps at 75% of lost health. 15 meter range, lasts 20 seconds, costs 50 energy.
Ability 3 - Traitor's Judgement
Inflict Tau on enemies. For every enemy hit, grants 325 overguard. Caps at 12,000 overguard, costs 50 energy.
Ability 4 - Anthesis
Create a guarden of Dawn Flowers. When inside, boosts healing, grants damage reduction and increases status inflictions. 10 meter range, lasts 215 seconds, costs 100 energy
Kipo and the Age of Wonderbeasts + mute packs of season 1
Bonus:
clingy gfs

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I love pokemon irl :]
What's the coolest outfit you ever wore?
recency bias but, probably this one
the colours, the diamonds and rubies, the chrome, the bag, it all comes together so well
-judges you in french-
// vgen skeb for Lici
I imagine this is what they're looking at
yeah im “transitioning” *dissolves into tiny pieces as i click to the next slide*
Is there a transfem version?!?
ask and ye shall receive
Nonbinary version?
enjoy 💛🤍💜🖤
like status: sick 😎
happy pride month I fucking love powerpoint slide transitions and gender transitions

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Hi! My name's Jin, also known as DoggoJin on most platform. I'm … Jin BENOIST DUFRESNE a besoin de votre soutien pour Help me and my cat pay
Hello everyone! A bit of a special post.
I will be finally done with my studies on June 18th. Which means I need to move my butt and make my way into professional life! I'm launching this GoFundMe to help me raise enough money for me to afford living on my own, after 7 years of living with 3 other flatmates. It's been me and my cat Poppy stuck in my room for all this time, because it's not easy living with other people and at times, complete strangers. Any help is welcome! Share if you can! I offer commissions still and will soon be able to be doing that "full time". If you'd like to help out through the GoFundMe link and have a commission, just send me a screen of your donation in your email for the commissions! <3 Thank you for your time and thank you all for the support! Hope this goes well, and I can finally get to live my life like I want to this year! <3
The world has moved on
If you'd like an essay-formatted version of this post to read or share, here's a link to it on pluralistic.net, my surveillance-free, ad-free, tracker-free blog:
https://pluralistic.net/2026/06/11/lapsarianism/#nostalgia-is-a-toxic-impulse
Douglas Adams wrote, "Anything that is in the world when you're born is normal and ordinary and is just a natural part of the way the world works. Anything that's invented between when you’re 15 and 35 is new and exciting and revolutionary and you can probably get a career in it. Anything invented after you're 35 is against the natural order of things."
If you'd like an essay-formatted version of this thread to read or share, here's a link to it on pluralistic.net, my surveillance-free, ad-free, tracker-free blog:
https://pluralistic.net/2026/06/11/lapsarianism/#nostalgia-is-a-toxic-impulse
I think about this quote whenever I get angry at the technology around me. When I rail against the Great Enshittening, am I simply committing the sin of nostalgia ("Nostalgia is a toxic impulse" -J. Hodgman)? I am, after all, old.
I've written before how conservatives' yearning for "simpler times" is really just a wish to be a child again. The reason times seemed simpler during your childhood is that you were a child, and if your parents did their job, they shielded you from a lot of the complexity of their adulthood so you could enjoy your childhood:
https://pluralistic.net/2025/04/24/hermit-kingdom/#simpler-times
That's where the "National Customer Rage Survey" comes in. It's been surveying a panel of 1,000 representative consumers every three years for a decade, continuing a research project that started in 1976. The survey measures respondents' attitudes towards the businesses they deal with, and as of 2025, it's fair to say, customers are pissed:
https://customercaremc.com/2025-national-customer-rage-study/
We're experiencing more problems with the products and services we use. Those problems are more severe, they make us angrier, and they produce lingering stress. More and more, we are seeking revenge on the businesses that piss us off.
So it's not just me, an old man yelling at the cloud. The world is getting shittier.
The latest Customer Rage Survey inspired The Guardian's Heather Timmons to launch a new investigative series looking at how fucked up everything is. Her inaugural installment is very good, and it's drawn a massive reader response:
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/ng-interactive/2026/jun/04/us-consumer-rage-prices-economy
I spoke with Timmons this week about the series. She told me she's been deluged with emails from readers who feel that the world is different now – and many of them cite my work on enshittification. Timmons wanted to know what advice I had for her readers. I told her that I don't think you can solve this as a consumer, because this isn't a market problem, it's a political problem, and shopping isn't politics:
https://pluralistic.net/2026/05/21/purity-culture/#stop-fucking-that-chicken
Later, Timmons forwarded one of those emails to me. It gave an eloquent and evocative account of just how rancid the vibe is these days. The writer said that when they and their spouse encounter this rot, they cite Stephen King's Dark Tower novels, quoting the oft-repeated phrase from that series: "The world has moved on."
At this point, I should warn you that the following contains some Dark Tower spoilers, so if you're planning to read a decades-old (but very good) dystopian western/science fiction crossover series, and if spoilers bug you, this might not be the essay for you.
Spoiler alert!