In My “Yes, And-“ Era

Tumblr I need everyone to log in rn because the most important, quotable, instantly iconic celebrity post of the century just dropped

A ship — a magnificent ship — full of gay men. And me.

I once tried to explain depression to someone as like if one day you gradually started to lose both your sense of taste and your ability to feel full. And you don’t know why, but now everything you eat tastes like mashed potatoes and nothing you eat is satisfying. You keep eating because you must eat to live, but the effort that it takes to prepare food is taxing and there is no pay off. You just know it will taste like mashed potatoes. You just know you will still be hungry. So you stop bothering with seasonings. Then you stop bothering to use ingredients you used to like. Then you start to wonder what the point of eating is because there is no payoff. You still feel hungry and you’re sick of the taste and you don’t know if you will ever enjoy food again and you don’t know why this is happening.

Nova's tips for beating the heatwave:

Which danganronpa character should be president of the united states

President Gokuhara would solve global warming in an effort to revive the catastrophically failing bug populations. He would withdraw the USA from all wars to avoid bombing the habitats of endangered insects. His slogan would be "Don't drain the swamp!" and it would be about literal swamps while he obsessively fights corruption within government because all the wealthy people holding the country by the balls are causing environmental chaos for a quick buck. And he would be a FUCKING GENTLEMAN about it.

counterpoint

We tried her

yeah but listen hear me out

#does he have red-orange nail polish on#didn't know your game crazy dude