In My “Yes, And-“ Era

fish love me women also love me!! everyone love me!!! yayy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

boys just wanna have f(ingers in their mouth)un

they are talking about me i just know it

shoots you with a beam that immediately takes effect

oh my god i can feel the effect…

(walking down a street and not stepping in any needles, glass, rotten food, loose bags or bottles of piss) this whole damn place has gone to shit

When I finish this whale shark lamp all 4 of you are gonna be So I'm pressed

She glows now, just so you know, and she's full of string deliciöusee string

Are you gonna show us the lamp? 👀

A lot more than 4 of us are impressed

damn they ain't lying, it is like talking to a fucking genie with you people.

like olive oil

That doesn't sound right, but I don't know enough about olive oil to dispute it.

The blood also has to be clean iirc, as in from a healthy person and not contaminated with like fingers or god forbid actual dirt. Just person to containter to wherever it needs to be.

Grabbing vampire bats and making their throw up their loot to be used for blood magic is not only less ethical, it's insane, inefficient, unsafe, and unsanitary. Getting a consenting horny volunteer who just wanted a piece of hot freaky goth ass in exchange for all of this is 100% better than any other alternative.