what if when he sees me i like him and he knows it

stop deactivating

i thought we all agreed we were here forever

proud victim of the tumblr accent. it's fading out of public consciousness as the tik tok accent takes precedence; a linguistic evolution that makes the tumblr accent 85% funnier to unsuspecting civilians. it's like releasing a disease on a non-inoculated population. coughing baby versus hydrogen bomb.

im angry at myself for walking into that so perfectly

you shouldn't walk into miasmas that's bad for you

we all need to take better care of our selfs or we might Pass away

is that song actually character-coded or is your brain a character-shaped hammer looking for lyrics to nail down somewhere

The problem with playing smash or pass is that there's a lot of characters which I'm not sexually attracted to but I would fuck in a heartbeat out of sheer curiosity and ego, like I don't find Mickey Mouse attractive at all but if he approached me at a bar and went "Hey sexy, want me to show you my mouseketool?" I would say yes because then I get to tell my friends I fucked Mickey Mouse

Smash Or Pass should never be about attraction, that's what Hear Me Out is for. A Smash on Mickey Mouse is understandable, even respectable. A Hear Me Out on Mickey Mouse however, that requires a lab dissection

@sorbusaucuparia

an extremely important skill to build up online is being able to tell when someone is quoting lyrics from a song you haven't heard, or perhaps lines from some kind of skit

this too shall pass but the fuck was that for

Hey bitches. Let’s fuck Monday hard

Hey bitches. Let’s fuck Tuesday hard

Celibacy Wednesday

Hey bitches. Let’s fuck Thursday hard

So with voting do you cum when a person get bitten into or when a person is swallowed or does it depend on the moment

usually you just mark a ballot with a pen or you select the candidate you want on a screen. sometimes you hole punch the ballot though

nothing in the world makes me more evil than just being kind of annoyed