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I can’t even begin to imagine how many episodes would be improved just by Picard giving a stumbling, awkward exposition of the episode’s plot to the crew

ALL episodes could be improved if we saw Picard’s awkward, stumbling exposition to the crew of what’s going on that episode. In fact, I really wanna see that.

“Attention crew, this is your captain speaking. You may notice my voice sounds different, and uh, long story short, I’m 12 again. Another transporter thing, we should really get that looked at. Anywhooo if a little blonde kid starts ordering you around, don’t ignore him, because it’s me. Ok. Bye.”

“Okay so, you may have noticed large parts of the ship transforming into some kind of Mayan temple, and Commander Data running around and talking in several different voices. We are aware of the situation and taking steps to restore things to normal.”

“There will be a flute recital this evening in Ten Forward, performed by your Captain. All officers are requested to attend. No, he didn’t play the flute yesterday. Yes, he is now a life-long expert. No, this is not the result of a transporter incident. At least, not ours.”

‘Cave Johnson here. Due to a multidimensional mix up involving portal technology and something you idiots call “transporters” I’ll be temporarily taking over these announcements. Captain Picard is presumably fine and will assume control over the ship once we find all the bits. In the meantime, who wants to do some SCIENCE?”

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