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EXPECTATIONS
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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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Cosmic Funnies
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The Bowery Presents
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Misplaced Lens Cap
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Origami Around
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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Fanfic was built on the back of self inserts and Mary Sue's. Show some respect.
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"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?
thy mother
Art thou for fucking real
This is it, this is the one
it will take 5 days before I am allowed to have any funds from GiveSendGo and I need to be able to pay for groceries, can anyone help me do that today? I only need about $40 to be able to get groceries until I can get paid back for the therapy appointment I had
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HE’S GOING NUTSO MODE
he’s such a good boy, so long as he’s allowed to bounce off the walls of his zoo enclosure like a lemur. but when it’s raining, or too hot or cold for outdoor time? and this energy comes inside? that’s when things become….. challenging.
I’ve been keeping him in because of the wildfire smoke, but I’m so close to just tossing him outside. kitty can smoke 10 cigarettes a day. that’s fine
people who are obsessed with IQ would buckle if there was a number associated with how pleasant you are to interact with
Yuantong Link Chain
something very intimate about how slow this machine is moving. feels tender and loving
Can anyone think of any paintings where there's a zombie or a skeleton grabbing a hero's leg like this;
specifically coming from the direction of the viewer/from the side, facing away from us and towards the hero
it's a tough angle, so i'm trying to find a reference for it, and i'm pretty sure i've seen it somewhere before, but my memory is letting me down and my searches come up with nothing 😔
it sucks that the overwhelming majority of medical messaging around salt/sodium is "evil poisonous substance that you're definitely already eating way too much of," because like. you do still need it. (trust me, as a POTS-haver, I've had to completely rewire my own brain about salt.) and you need more salt when the entire northern hemisphere is hot enough to fry an egg on. ever tried sucking down the recommended 64oz of hydration per day entirely as water, only to find you're peeing constantly without any of the purported benefits of being "hydrated"? assuming you don't have another medical condition that causes frequent urination, your body probably needed more salt/electrolytes to be able to hold onto that water and make use of it. if there was ever a time to keep a sports drink/pedialyte/etc within constant reach, it's when the heat index is 110°F/43°C.
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literally my dad
“we live in an uncaring universe” yeah dude and I live in an uncaring house. and I shit in an uncaring toilet. but do you touch an uncaring lover? do you comfort an uncaring child? do you guide to sleep each night a cold and uncaring self?
please hurry up in reblogging this I wanna jorts it before someone puts it in one of those heartwarming tiktok slideshows
i was like 'what could jorts it possibly mean' but as with many things clicking the original post immediately clarified the situation
Writing tips:
“You feel the bulge in his pants” - implies that you are feeling some guy’s penis, may be sexy depending on context
“You feel the bugle in his pants” - implies that this guy has a military horn in his pants, invites confusing questions like why does he have that and how big are his pockets
Both options convey that he's horny
How dare you be funnier than me on my own post
This is the 85 year old creator of Roger Rabbit:
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Ozempic scares the shit out of me. You're telling me there's a drug that takes away both the craving side of hunger and targets the brain's rewards center for eating. You're telling me it takes the joy out of eating and it turns you into a skeleton. Why did we turn The Curse of the Black Pearl into a drug. What the fuck.
I actually want to thank the diabetics coming on this post like "actually it genuinely is a great treatment for diabetes and it hasn't affected my mood or my enjoyment of food. The real issue is it's getting abused as a weight loss drug which also makes it scarce and more expensive for those who can genuinely benefit from it." Kind of reminds me of the time my brother got permission from our family psychiatrist to try my ADHD medication and his reaction to it was "what the fuck are you on. WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU ON. WHY DO I FEEL LIKE CRYING. YOU'RE ON THIS EVERY DAY!?!"
Body chemistry! It makes a big difference in how your body processes a drug! What can be genuinely helpful for some folks is The Curse of the Black Pearl for others!
Titans #32 - "Ends of the Earth" (2026)
written by by John Layman art by Pete Woods
