"Taryon Darrington is right." "Yes! DOTY, take that down."
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"Taryon Darrington is right." "Yes! DOTY, take that down."
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"Taryon Darrington is right." "Yes! DOTY, take that down."
KICK THE CAN!
Letβs play the biggest game of kick the can on the internet.
To kick the can, reblog it. I wanna see how long this can go on for.
the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13Β½ years now
And yet somehow this is my first time kicking it!
You know what? fuck it.
(reads TADC spoiler Because can't be bothered to either wait or find a theater that plays it)
THE Taryon Darrington? of Darrington Press? of Daggerheart fame?
Oh my god, we are in front of TTPRG Royalty!

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"Can you believe people like [X Character] after they did [Y awful thing?]"
Yes, I do.
"Can you believe people hate [X Character] after they revealed [Y again, only read slightly different]?"
Yes, I do.
People have different readings and reactions to the same events in a story. including the fact of it being a fictional story.
I think one of the most interesting traits of Vex is that she is someone who enjoys the responsibilities of being a noble more than being a noble or the luxury that comes with it (Don't get me wrong, she loves the wine).
This is important because it's what made Percy pick the title he chose for her. "Grandmistress of the Grey Hunt" isn't just a pretty title, it's basically the leader of their Anti-Monster brigade, and it's a title she had to earn in the stream.
Likewise, she was the first person to be given a title in Whitestone since the return of the DeRolo family to power. And it was given to a person who, Percy understood, would help rebuild Whitestone from the ashes, not do what the previous nobility did.
okay because this is funny just to me. Magic: The Gathering is promoting it's new set. Which is a Marvel Comics set (Believe it or not this is an extremely controversial fact in the MTG community).
They have began releasing promos of some of the new cards, and here is Mjolnir.
Not wanting to go into details, the card has it so only legendary (IE, creatures with names) Non-Villains (Villain is a type of creature) creatures can equip Mjolnir.
However, Villain is a relatively new type and one none of the actual Capital V Villains of the Magic: THe Gathering game has on their card, so people are making fun that "[X] (who commited mass genocide) is worthy". Including Fucking Sauron from Lord of the Rings.
But the second funniest part of this for me is that you can build a legal deck whose entire strategy could very well be to give Mjolnir to Mabel, who is a Mice and which would be more canon-compliant than most of the characters who you can attach Mjolnir to.
In 1998, the Czech hockey team went to the Olympics.
In 2014, a documentary was made about them.
That documentary begins with an *extended* Evangelion op homage, and it's *INCREDIBLE*
Damn that's awesome.
I also love how it is such a good Opener in general
Out of Touch
Out of Touch Thursday
OUT OF TOUCH THURSDAY
but im out of my head when youβre not aroundβ¦
happy birthday.
this is the only out of touch thursday you can reblog this

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Analyzing the politics of a work that's meant to be apolitical is actually a really interesting exercise because it asks you to critically examine what the creator considers to be "political" in the first place. Which ideas are just How Things Are, and which ones are Political, and how is that influenced by the creator's beliefs?
Usually this just ends up with you looking like a moron btw
Angrily lashing out at the suggestion that it's possible to do basic media analysis was foundational to the ragebait ecosystem of the 2010s, from which we got basically the entire culture of modern far right politics, btw.
I genuinely believe myself and others are being so sincere and literal when we say TOUCH GRASS
I went outside and got an education, that's where I learned that you can obtain knowledge and insight through analytical methods, then noticed that some people who sit on the internet yelling at strangers get really mad about that constantly.
Donβt make me point to the Omar Sakar poem
I think part of the problem is that an awful lot of people take doing so as an inherently being judgemental and critical about the work as it doing something wrong (and to clarify we should be critical when it is called for. but Analysis and critique of works is not the same as being Critical). For example. In Ruby Gillman Teenage Kraken, the plot revolves around how the family moved from the ocean into the surface, with no clear explanation given as to why. except some notions of Ruby's mom having a beef with the grandma, who is the Kraken Queen.
And her mentioning multiple times wanting to give Ruby a "normal life".
She wanted Ruby to have a "normal Life". for Ruby's life to be normal. to give her a sense of normalcy.
That "normal life" is, by sheer coincidence, similar to the life of the average american citizen. For some reason, this life style is seen by Ruby's mom as more "normal" than the lifestyle of other krakens.
This is because the creators of the movie were americans. and they see this style of life as normal or the norm.
And this, I want to make clear, is not a good or a bad thing. I am not necessarily being critical or saying it is bad that the movie's lenses sees "normal life" as the life of a teenage american. (which you *can* be if you want to but I am not gonna).
I am pointing out this specific aspect of the movie has clear signs of being shaped by the creators own perspective of the world.
In the August solicits for DC, Batman #12 seems to imply that a new supporting character related in some manner to Alfred Pennyworth (who is currently still dead) will be appearing to assist Bruce and the Bat Family.
There has been some speculation as to who this might be (including jokes that Stephanie Brown got fired from the Batgirl gig in the New Titans series and is their butler now), but there's not been any indication thus far who she might be.
One suggestion that I've seen is that she's a drastic reimagining of Julia Pennyworth which... no. For one thing she's neither white nor blonde, secondly she doesn't particularly like the Bat Family very much and only really interacts with them via Oracle, if at all, these days.
Barring some infuriating Arrowverse level whitewashing (in the Batwoman show they cast a white actress to play her because there was a scene where she impersonates the Kate Kane version of Batwoman... which is stupid as they could have just not had that scene? And while Alfred did originally have a white daughter called Julia, who went by her mother's name Remarque, she's not been seen since the 80s and THIS Julia is the one currently in comics), I think that there is another, more sensible explanation for who mysterious blonde woman is.
I think that she's Barbara Wilson, Alfred's niece from the movie Batman and Robin, where she became the Joel Schumacher films version of Batgirl, which is kind of confusing considering how Commissioner Gordon had been a fixture of the movies since the first Tim Burton one (with his films and Schumacher's holding a loose continuity between them).
Babs in the movie seemed to be under the impression that Bruce was holding Alfred prisoner in a lifetime of indentured servitude, which is a bafflingly childish idea of Alfred's job, even if he weren't involved in superhero shenanigans (bloke's making a mint running Bruce's house etc. for him, just saying).
This would also make her crossing over into the comics to be the replacement Alfred hilarious in this context.
If this were to be Barbara Wllson, this would be I think the second character brought over from the less well received 1990s Batman movies into the broader comics continuity, following Dr Chase Meridian (from Schumacher's Batman Forever) having previously crossed over as the lead doctor in the Arkham Tower facility several years ago.
I always assumed the Schumacher/Burton version of ALfred was supposed to be older than most versions of the character. Like well into retirement age, and having to help Bruce with the Batman stuff being the sole reason Alfred had not retired yet.
In that lense, I think Barbara's issue and calling it "Indentured Servitude" make a bit more sense. It's not that she has an issue with people working as butlers, She believes Alfred should have retired already and can't understand why, coming to the conclusion it's because Bruce is forcing him to stay somehow.
Granted, that's a generous reading of the schumacher films, which are not particularly well written.
One of the most underrated jokes in Deltarune is that the game HAS Gendered Armor. As in Girly Ribbons, who the canon girl of the trio (Susie) refuses to equip, but Ralsei (Boy) and Kris (Non-Binary Chaos menace) can equip.
so for the record. the kiss-butter enablers who went to the white house dinner experienced 0.001% of what real people have been experiencing in the US for like two decades now and folded like wet paper while whining that nobody with self-awareness feels sorry for them
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Elden Ring
Okay gonna be honest about the pictures from the filming of the Elden Ring movie. I am not happy to see Marika there. Marika to me works as long as she is kept as this Larger Than Life figure. This memory. This Entity you never get to meet, but whose presence is inescapable from the entirety of The Lands Between. There is a reason why in the story trailers we never even see Marika's face. Why we never hear Marika's voice nowhere in the game. Why the only time we meet Marika is as a crumbled statue long dead. We Cannot know Marika or her true intentions because she has long since become a symbol. And I fear to give that symbol a face may not be a good idea