Worms...2!

How would history change if John f Kennedy was killed by registeel

well first off, pokemon would be real

Only registeel would be real in this hypothetical

babe wake up...i need to tell you multiple thoughts that don't corelate at all that i had in the span of five minutes..

you were born in 2006? what are you? a Honda Civic?

can i fucking help you?

we are the daughters of the Sauls you couldn’t call

yall ever lose interest in something so you stop seeking out content for it and your brain will be like. wow its so crazy that that thing used to be everywhere and then everyone stopped talking about it. so crazy that it fell off like that because nobody is talking about it on my personal curated social media and youtube algorithms. surely no other factors here.

it’s so funny thinking about the world pictured in the solarpunk chobani yogurt ad because we see that plastic is only used for chobani products, which are the only thing people eat that isn’t just naturally grown fruits and vegetables. chobani is the only food brand that exists in this world. the power dynamic going on here must be insane. if you wrote a story set in that world the only narrative that would make sense is one where the monopolistic chobani corporation is the main antagonistic force

month starting on a monday we have no excuse guys lets get to work and lock the fuck in

yk its actually very chic and avant garde to start on tuesday the second

many claim theres nothing more subversive and revolutionary than starting on wednesday the third

there are simply no words in the english language that can describe starting on thursday the fourth. thats how iconic it is

choosing to start on friday the fifth. i just think its very inspiring

lets all kill ourselves

there's like 10,0000,0 accounts with names like "Best Heritage Posts" and "Tumblr Hall Of Fame Posts" and "So Funny Hellsite Posts" but where's the shitty posts accounts. where's the hall of fail accounts. i want to see the worst of the worst

heritage post

come on man