queer and tired

anyways slop delivery, take my one and only fluff propaganda

I like to think Pikmin are definitely smart enough to learn to associate noises or words with different behavior, so for example in this I think of them making a very exaggerated silly “mwah” sound as an association with receiving general affection, and repeating the sound as an act of asking for attention

POV: you just pissed off the girls real bad

“Stop drawing them with-!”

“I’m so sick of fandom sleeping on-“

No but in all seriousness, I have no sympathy for you. I didn’t work for years on my writing voice or artwork skills just to cater to your fandom preferences. No one else in your fandom did either. No one owes you artwork that matches your headcanon.

You have three choices if you want fanworks that match your internal vision;

1) learn how to make fanworks yourself (fic, art, cosplay, gifsets, profile pictures, roleplays)

2) commission someone else to make the fanworks you desire with money or trades, or inspire gifted works by hyping up ideas you like/writing prompts and headcanons

I and some colleagues were talking about how we wish everyone could see the safety videos that our company was showing us, because I don’t think most people understand how traffic works in a truck. So here’s some things we wish everyone on the road knew.

- we’re not kidding about tailgating. If you’re right behind us on a straight highway? Chances are we have NO IDEA you’re there, which means we can’t anticipate any of your movements. Plus slowing down takes multiple downshifts, so we might start decreasing speed way earlier than you expect.

- We’re not kidding about any of our blind spots. WE CAN’T SEE YOU, GUYS.

- That bit about slowing down taking a while? The same goes for when you’re in front of us. Don’t cut off a truck. Oh god, PLEASE don’t cut off a truck. If you cut me off, I’m not irritated, I’m terrified. For YOU. It can take 7 to 9 seconds for us to stop. DON’T CUT OFF TRUCKS.

- Before you get mad about how slow we’re going on the highway, keep in mind that many companies govern their vehicles so they literally CAN’T go over 60 or 65. This is a good thing, I promise. Because…

- Do you know what happens when a car meets a truck in an accident? The car gets totaled and the truck needs a new coat of paint. You will not win this fight. I know nobody likes getting stuck behind a big dumb truck, but it’s not worth your life.

do...do people not know being star-crossed is bad?

Anakin: So you still live at home?

Padmé: I move around so much, I've never had a place of my own. Official residences have no warmth. I feel good here. I feel at home.

Anakin: I never had a real home. Home was always where my mom was.

[Anakin observes one of the framed holograms]

Anakin: Huh, is this you?

Padmé: That was when I went with the Relief Group. Their sun was imploding, and the planet was dying. I was helping to relocate all the children. See that little one I'm holding? His name was N'a-kee-tula, which means sweetheart. He was so full of life, they all were. They were never able to adapt... to live off their native planet. They all died.

[Anakin and Padmé look at the framed hologram to the left of the previous one]