POV: you just pissed off the girls real bad
I could've put more time into this but honestly? I'm done lol

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The Stonewall Inn
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izzy's playlists!

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@majinie
POV: you just pissed off the girls real bad
I could've put more time into this but honestly? I'm done lol

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*gets different kinds of pseudoscience confused* you only use 10% of your brain until you're 25
“DON’T write this character like-“
“Stop drawing them with-!”
“I’m so sick of fandom sleeping on-“
My friend, do it yourself then.
Some people don't know how to draw or write dumbass
Then perish.
No but in all seriousness, I have no sympathy for you. I didn’t work for years on my writing voice or artwork skills just to cater to your fandom preferences. No one else in your fandom did either. No one owes you artwork that matches your headcanon.
You have three choices if you want fanworks that match your internal vision;
1) learn how to make fanworks yourself (fic, art, cosplay, gifsets, profile pictures, roleplays)
2) commission someone else to make the fanworks you desire with money or trades, or inspire gifted works by hyping up ideas you like/writing prompts and headcanons
3) eat your lovingly pre-prepared fandom food without being rude to the people keeping your fandom alive
My lord I need you to make up your mind, where the fuck are we going
my lord i think we're lost
my lord????
A PSA about trucks from a truck driver
I and some colleagues were talking about how we wish everyone could see the safety videos that our company was showing us, because I don’t think most people understand how traffic works in a truck. So here’s some things we wish everyone on the road knew.
- we’re not kidding about tailgating. If you’re right behind us on a straight highway? Chances are we have NO IDEA you’re there, which means we can’t anticipate any of your movements. Plus slowing down takes multiple downshifts, so we might start decreasing speed way earlier than you expect.
- We’re not kidding about any of our blind spots. WE CAN’T SEE YOU, GUYS.
- That bit about slowing down taking a while? The same goes for when you’re in front of us. Don’t cut off a truck. Oh god, PLEASE don’t cut off a truck. If you cut me off, I’m not irritated, I’m terrified. For YOU. It can take 7 to 9 seconds for us to stop. DON’T CUT OFF TRUCKS.
- Before you get mad about how slow we’re going on the highway, keep in mind that many companies govern their vehicles so they literally CAN’T go over 60 or 65. This is a good thing, I promise. Because…
- Do you know what happens when a car meets a truck in an accident? The car gets totaled and the truck needs a new coat of paint. You will not win this fight. I know nobody likes getting stuck behind a big dumb truck, but it’s not worth your life.
We are trying our best to protect you from our 80,000 pound death machines. Please help us out.
This information is actually useful. Thanks for posting.

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why does everything gotta cost $20
it costs 19.99❤️❤️
oh! my mistake
yaay :) ❤️
*sneaks in sales tax while fish isn't looking*
Your total is 21.19
oh :(
well, at least that tax is going directly towards supporting our community! roads, parks, schools, etc. right? :)
Dude, can you actually talk to somebody instead of your Pikmin
dont piss me off. next time you go on a trip im filling your house with galapagos finches. by the time you return, they've evolved to fill your niche. they're a better spouse to your partner. they're a better parent for your child. and? they're a better friend to me than you ever were.
saw an ad outside a local restaurant that said "have a star-crossed dinner this valentine's day"
do...do people not know being star-crossed is bad?
"come here and have a dinner that's cursed by fate"
everone in the replies going "no it isnt" and "ive never heard it used that way before" take a look around at what and who you are surrounding yourself with. ignorance is contagious, never just assume you know the actual literal meaning of anything, look it up

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once this scheiss hitzewelle stops and i am not on the brink of a kreislaufkollaps schon um neun uhr früh it'll be over for you bitches
today’s the only day you can reblog this
“There Will Come Soft Rains”, Ray Bradbury
Schrödinger’s horse
There are no servals in this post. Or horses, btw
Anakin: So you still live at home?
Padmé: I move around so much, I've never had a place of my own. Official residences have no warmth. I feel good here. I feel at home.
Anakin: I never had a real home. Home was always where my mom was.
[Anakin observes one of the framed holograms]
Anakin: Huh, is this you?
Padmé: That was when I went with the Relief Group. Their sun was imploding, and the planet was dying. I was helping to relocate all the children. See that little one I'm holding? His name was N'a-kee-tula, which means sweetheart. He was so full of life, they all were. They were never able to adapt... to live off their native planet. They all died.
[Anakin and Padmé look at the framed hologram to the left of the previous one]
Padmé: My first day as an apprentice legislator. [Anakin hmms] Notice the difference?
SPEΛKING FROM EXPERIENCE: IT'S KIND OF BOTH. INHΛLE THROVGH MOVTH, EXHΛLE THROVGH GILLS.
immediately that visual is so cool in my head

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one of my favorite tropes in chinese literature is when a guy’s wife is clearly a ghost/demon/fox fairy and he just can’t see it. i’m reading a story where this guy keeps getting arrested because his wife will just magically steal steal shit out of sealed boxes and give it to him as a present, and whenever someone is like dude i think something’s up with his wife he asks her and she’s like i’m literally normal. so he turns around and says yeah guys she’s literally normal