Androgynize Me, Captain

My doctor insists i cant eat clown food and that its bad for me

What even is clown food?

The food that they feed clowns to keep them docile and colorful

sorry kids daddy lost all his money betting on rhinoceros beetle fights again there won't be a christmas this year

good news babies, momma just cleared some chump of everything. Two christmases this year. God i love beetles fighting

it probably feels good as hell to sexually climax from genital stimulation

Analog horror series about your friend getting a boyfriend

you could just hit other people as a kid

no??

well i happen to know that you could suplex just about anybody you wanted back in the oughts

wow my tweet on my dash

Pokemon Heritage Post

Did I just hear that right? Someone put Elmer's glue in the ballpit?

Its been five years of it’s august and the flow of time still haunts me