Androgynize Me, Captain

sorry kids daddy lost all his money betting on rhinoceros beetle fights again there won't be a christmas this year

good news babies, momma just cleared some chump of everything. Two christmases this year. God i love beetles fighting

it probably feels good as hell to sexually climax from genital stimulation

Analog horror series about your friend getting a boyfriend

you could just hit other people as a kid

no??

well i happen to know that you could suplex just about anybody you wanted back in the oughts

wow my tweet on my dash

Pokemon Heritage Post

Did I just hear that right? Someone put Elmer's glue in the ballpit?

Its been five years of it’s august and the flow of time still haunts me

the backrooms are simply not as scary conceptually if there is Something In Them

the whole reason why they're so unnerving is BECAUSE there's nothing in them!! because they're unrelentingly liminal and lonely and uncomforting. there shouldn't be a monster guy in there chasing you. you should glimpse other humans (?) from a distance but they walk away before you can close the gap and then they're gone. things should run away from YOU. do u get it

"and there was a MONSTERowooowwohhhh" the monster is isolation and banal beige sameness and uncanny valley architecture. you fool. you rube. you're putting a hat on a hat and the second hat is not only unnecessary but it ruins the first hat!!!!!!! "there's a monster in there" great so now it's just another place for a monster to be. ridiculous