I was a mermaid in a past life

@gefdreamsofthesea

Gef (with a hard "G") she/her, Canadian, lesbian, seriously stop assuming I'm hetero, feminist, leftist, weird goddess-worshipping witchy creature idk my spirituality is a mess, TERFs/radfems/gender crits fuck off, six Capricorns in a trenchcoat and I don't even believe in astrology, header is mermaid lesbian pride flag

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Neighbour update:

Brother went to return the keys and Robert was outside with his arm in a sling. He said he fell again.

My brother's just like "Yeah don't do that."

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Today I was like "Dad you do not need a Caucasian shepherd"

"But they're huge!"

"Yes they were bred to hunt bears."

Butterfly!

Not the best shot but I wanted to get a picture before it flew away.

My brother went to the apartment yesterday to make sure everything was out and clean up.

He sees my neighbour lying on the sidewalk.

He's like "Are you okay?" And Robert's like "I'm okay" and he's like "Are you sure you're okay?"

"No I'm not okay."

So my brother helps him get to his feet and they get inside the apartment and he's like "Do you need help getting up the stairs?" And Robert's like "Nah" but my brother's like "I'm going to walk behind you as you go up."

Context: The stairs are steep.

I would have had him call someone to make sure he's okay but at least he helped him inside.

One of the shelves so far.

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Like my weed garden?

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The Internet: LOL Mitch McConnel is gonna die any day now, just you wait!

Death Himself: Im gonna do what's called a pro-gamer move. Watch this.

#american politics

Priorities

Put stuffies in (temporary) storage

Hang clothes in closet

Organize linen closet

Continue looking for lamp and internet box

Men should not be allowed to move house you will tell them "Hey I need the gateway for the internet to be somewhere I can find it easily" and instead of following directions they will chuck it into a random box and get grumpy when you can't find it.

Who wants to play a game of "does my extroverted neighbour ever sleep?"

At least she's having fun.

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Apartment impressions

I can't find my lamp nor the gateway (for the internet) so I am anxious

Everything is everywhere and I hate it

Dogs, so many dogs

I like my little patio

I have the loudest fridge. It was driving me nuts until I shut my bedroom door. Silence.

The bathroom is the size of a shoebox but the water temperature is perfect

The garden is weeds

Important animal update

The pets were being naughty while Daddy was away but he's home now so they are all angels

This has been an important animal update.

It turns out the cure for my ankle pain was the good slippers with more support.

I should buy an extra pair.

I have goldfinches for neighbours!

I love goldfinches!

Just had a short soak in the tub.

It's a brand new tub AFAIK, even had a "how to clean" sticker on it.

The soak was just the thing I needed.

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Taking a break at the new apartment because my ankles are killing me

I am this close to doing a murder.

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