Oh god...itās 2016...I turn 30 in five months.
IāM NOT READY FOR THIS.
I turn 40 in six months. Iām not ready for that either.
AHEM.Ā
I turn 50 in a measly five years and 10 months. You will both be MAGNIFICENT.
To be fair, thereās likely head canon somewhere that both you and your braintwin were cryogenically frozen for 10 or so years somewhere along the way, explaining both youthful appearance and your age.
You know, as opposed to beneficial genetics and generally taking care of yourself well. Ā That kind of sensible logic has no place here!
@hypno-sandwich
Either that, or there are paintings of them locked away in an attic somewhereā¦..
I turn older in a while.
I get older every day. I vastly prefer it to the alternative.
Think I have you all beat. Ā Iāll be 53 in 7 months....






















