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Guy: Naked baseball? [impressed] No, but if they do start a league, sign me up! I’ll bring my bat.

#kicking off the new year with my favourite voice line ever #love you Guyyyyy #he sounds so genuine like he's TRYING to make a joke but he just is happy about it #good for him #jacketybox mumbles #Guy Lines

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scarlettaagni

so i think the solution is to give dachshunds a third pair of legs right in the middle

necrotranscjk

An important tweet

sighinastorm

This is such a "common sense" way of putting it. Everybody memorize this for spitting it back out whenever needed.

skin-slave

Never thought I'd have the opportunity to say this again: Reducing women and girls to their vaginas and then forcing them to show those vaginas to strangers is not a feminist ideal.

if I was in charge of the translations in 1-5 I would have named Angel Starr "Michelle Ellen Starr". like Michelin Star. which would represent her lunch boxes (the guides rate food), her grandiose design (they're for high class options), she has a good cop/bad cop type attitude (they can be ranked 1-3 stars, which includes 2 stars, like 'two of starrs' personalities'), and she was introduced in a parking lot (the Michelin Guide was designed by the Michelin tire company to promote tourism for unique food locations)

#just a look into my twisted mind when it comes to naming characters #ace attorney #angel starr

pigspeetsandhooflikefeets

stealing audio clips I post for a wiki and not giving me credit is one thing, stealing my ideas from my drawings and making 1:1 redraws of them without credit is another, but seeing people take my actual jackbox tag title and using it as their URL with asks off so I can't even approach them over it is a new low for this fandom. the phrase "jacketybox mumbles" was my idea. from 2021. I never gave anyone permission to just take it and use it as their own. I swear this fandom is cursed and lacking in impulse control.

pigspeetsandhooflikefeets

hey. for starters, thanks to everyone who reached out to me. I can't reply to the asks and dms atm cuz I'm at a con and won't be on my computer proper until sunday. but I appreciate being checked in on. above all else, I was scared. I was powerless because I couldn't deal with the problem approaching them with asks off, and I didn't want to ask any specific mod cuz it'd be singling them out without input of the other mods.

but the situation has been resolved. if you were silently worried for me, you can let go of that held breath. there were a lot of ways this issue could be dealt with- or ignored all together- but I appreciate that it was at the very least resolved. thank you.

#jacketybox mumbles

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tiktokstowatch

#I think the burger king sticker on the laptop really adds to it

inthetags

Reblog and share some of your fave Pokemon-related memories, in the tags

#my sis and I decided the 151st day of the year was pokemon day #so we wanted to watch every pokemon movie in order #and my mom came in with popcorn by movie 4 :)#we skipped 2 cuz we watched it too recently #couldn't tell you how far we made it until we were exhausted haha

plentyblush

They churned me, Jerry

threebigolsausages-deactivated2

Dude living downstairs has been loudly rapping for like 10 minutes, then suddenly did a high pitched scream, and now its silent down there

postnuclearophelia

he got raptured

queen-elizabeth-the-3st

iphigeniacomplex

[girl in a low cut top voice] i just dont know what it is but everyone is being sooo nice to me today….[grows grave and guarded] they’re conspiring against my reign and they think me a fool

pencilcomics

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liebelesbe

disabled Pokémon :]

[ID: Three icons of Pokémon in front of the disability pride flag. First Spinda, then Psyduck and then Snorlax. End ID]

silky-selkie

Don’t make me put your ass in the sealbarrow

penny-anna

what the hell is going on

penny-anna

i believe in you Binface. you can do it. this could be your moment.

penny-anna

Please god it would be so funny

penny-anna

there is no downside to voting for Count Binface. its not taking away from other candidates bcos they aren't any and the more votes he gets the stupider Farage looks.

penny-anna

for people out of the loop:

Nigel Farage is the leader of Reform UK, a far right party who are currently in the process of a serious bid to become the UK government. they are just straight up evil.

Count Binface is an intergalactic space warrior with a bin on his head. he likes to run as a novelty candidate in general and mayoral elections. a big thing he likes to do is run as a candidate against the incumbent prime minister:

(Also pictured: Boris Johnson, Elmo)

Anyway, in brief:

Nigel Farage is currently in the midst of a big scandal about his finances

He has decided to deal with this by 1) making a show of nobly resigning from parliament and then 2) immediately running in the resulting by-election

He has stated that he is letting 'the people' judge his actions and implied that if he wins that will prove that he has been exonerated in the court of public opinion

His goal was presumably to get a big resounding win over the other parties, proving that The People still love him.

the other parties have thus far decided that this is a 'vanity election' and, well, there is one very easy way to ensure that he will not beat any of them, and that is simply not to play.

and as a result the only person who has so far confirmed they are running against him is Count Binface. no matter the outcome this makes Nigel Farage look like, u know, a fucking clown.

butterflyslinky

So what happens if Count Binface actually wins? Does he join Parliament? Does he have to take the bin off his face?

penny-anna

I've seen some people saying he would have to give up his title but it would seem that is no longer the case as of 1999; so, no, he can keep his ceremonial bin if he wishes.

Important to note also that Count Binface is the alter ego of comedian & political satirist Jon Harvey who seems to be an intelligent individual with reasonable politics. As I said no real downside.

penny-anna

The no hats rule clearly does not apply to him. He is not wearing a hat. It's a bin.

ssjandtechno

My favourite part of this so far is that, owing to the BBC's charter of neutrality, they have to interview Count Binface and his representatives (he has none) on equal terms to Farage. So he has appeared on a very serious, very straight laced British News Show.

The two 'earthlings' in this video, Justin Webb and Nick Robinson, are known for being impeccably well read and well researched, for giving politicians really harsh, uncomprimising interviews, for reporting unflinchingly on massacres of civillians in Gaza, Sudan, and Iran, for speaking truth to power. And today they interviewed Count Binface. There are two possible outcomes here: 1) Farage wins and his investigation by the commons standards comission gets immediately reopened (and there's a motion in parliament at the moment to continue the investigation while Farage isn't an MP, and of course he didn't turn up to argue his point), and we're back where we started, or 2) Farage loses to a fecking bin. And I'm honestly not sure which is funnier

ministarfruit

i coincidentally meant to send this compliment like a week or two ago and completely forgot, and apparently a ton of other people randomly got the thought too lmao -- thank you for being one of the most consistent artists for junithena, while we're throwing praise in your direction. if it weren't for you that tag would be far more barren...

it is always so dire in the yuri mines but I promise I will continue to do my best!!!

sugarsylvie

Eevee finally accepts the cone!

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soothedcerberus

Some summer dragonites!

doubleflowered

back in april i had a vision of desi dee vasquez and spent like 40 hours on this.. I fear I may never reach this point ever again

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