Guy is a draft-whorse actually

Polycules should be able to trade people like sports teams do

Listen -- you're a good defender and your pussy is fantastic, but that's not what our team needs right now. We're trading you to Greater Boston in exchange for someone who has a car.

black mackerel tabby with high white spotting

smirking bastard with grievous grin

stop calling it a girl dinner and call it by its formal name: Fend For Yourself dinner in an ingredients household

surprisingly forward-thinking of jim henson and co. to make a female character in the 70's that's allowed to be loud-mouthed and violent and kind of overwhelmingly romantic and even a huge bitch at times and not have a moment where any character asks her to change

going through all the muppet movies in a row made me realize that like. miss piggy was made in the 70's. and it's so rare even today to have a character like her. she's loud, she's selfish, she's funny, she's extremely vain, she's obsessed with romance, she's violent, she's kind of annoying, and there's not a single moment in any of these films where she's asked to tone down any of these personality traits. i am not joking when i say that miss piggy might be one of the best treated female characters ever written

you might be on to something, I've never heard Miss Piggy being called problematic either

huh. everyone really forgot that the internet is for porn

I think the lipstick looks really nice actually, and maybe this was the pig's first night out in a long time.

My heart is lighter than a feather and my liver is darker than a black coffee because that's what it's marinating in

Alas - I did go, but they were already sold out and I had content myself with the snacking bacon

From all of us, thanks for trying.

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