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Not enough people talking about how well broccoli holds a sauce

im tired of the "sexy men in videogames is fanservice and equality" bullshit NO ITS NOT ITS LITERALLY JUST MISOGYNISTIC DOUBLE STANDARDS STILL YOU IDIOTS. ITS MEN BEING CELEBRATED FOR BEING BIG TOUGH MASCULINE MEN. ITS GLORIFICATION OF THE MASCULINE IDEAL. ITS NOT OBJECTIFYING THEM OR REDUCING THEIR PERSONHOOD. YKNOW, THE MAIN FEMINIST CRITIQUE OF SEXIST CHARACTER DESIGN FOR WOMEN??? y'all are hopeless.

Under communism, Tuxedo Cats will be renamed to Elegant Gothic Lolita Dress Cats.

something either is or isnt happening to me

the "came back wrong" trope except like... they didnt. like this mad scientists wife died, and so he studied necromancy, brought her back, and she came back and it all worked. like she came back exactly the same as she was before with literally no difference. but the scientist guy is like "oh no... what have i done.... shes Different now!!!! she came back Wrong!!!!" and shes just like. chilling. reading a book. cooking dinner. shes just so so normal but in the guys mind hes like "oh shes soooo weird" but shes just normal

NO its a JOKE and YOU DONT GET IT. ITS NOT THAT DEEP

While she was dead he put his memory of her on such a high pedestal that she could never live up to it alive

alternatively‚ she came back perfectly fine but he thinks she came back wrong‚ because the tragic reality is that he never actually knew his wife

im going INSANE thats MY POST.

It's your post but the journey to posting it changed it to such a degree that even its closest intimacies are now foreign to you. Sorry dude.

I love gay people theres a guy in my neighborhood who named his one singular dog “simon and garfunkel”

You smoked dog weed

Huge fan of when I have a problem that I have no idea how to handle (or no time/tools/physical strength to handle) and I call A Guy who knows how to handle it and they come and handle it for me.

When you're a kid you just take trees for granted. Then when you get to be an adult you realize that a fully mature tree cannot be created in an amount of time that fits in a convenient landscaping timeframe for love nor money nor all the powers of science. Then you realize that people are very very very cavalier about chopping them down

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