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idk man i don't have any strict goals in life. i might make an artifact

wake up with boogers nose? that's how u know its Friday🚬

a lot of anti-historian stuff comes across like “i want history to be simple and i am suspicious of people who tell me it’s not” and this is a thing you see from people on any place on the political spectrum

listen to me, this is so so important: you've gotta get used to really giving it your 60% as a default. like don't half-ass it necessarily but try not to go over 70% or so of an ass. you'll feel better and live a happier more fulfilled life, and on the rare occasions where you do need to lock the fuck in you'll be able to pull off bullshit that the sad miserable wretches giving it their 100% can never dream off, because they're busy draining themselves dry and you have energy reserves to spare.

This is actually what I was adviced to do at the work rehabilitation program I went to. Hasn't left my mind since. 10/10 solid advice

I present my "stop viewing wives and children as property" strategy to crime preventers but they are unmoved

All mutuals who understand my grand vision shall be entombed with me within my mausoleum if I ever happen to die

So how much longer are we gonna pretend "higher than normal call volume" is a thing that exists. I think its normal call volume actually and you just arent hiring enough people. I think if you experience higher than normal for a very long time its no longer higher than normal its just normal and youve failed to adjust accordingly

No death cab for ugly? Ugly has to walk?

Spent the day with regirock. He's a fantastic guy. Great sense of humor and also 200 physical defense