Bad Dog

If I had a penis I would say “aaannnnddddddd we’re in” during sex like they do in movies when hacking into the mainframe

Already knew this was gonna happen. Saw it in a dream

squeezing 'mine' in morse code while you're inside of me

some of y’all need to learn how to be parasocial in a fun way and not a serious way lol

British guys when they cum probably: ive came ive bloody came

when the guitar solo starts touching your clit

Lets work on healthy habits like not saying this

lets work on healthy habits like minding your own damn business

it is very hard to sit with your feelings when your mind is going oh i don’t want to feel that oh my goddd i don’t want to feel that right now what can we do to not feel that

boy are you a werthers original cause i could suck you for about three minutes

but after that im chewing on it

i’m gna be ugly and unfunny on tumblr forever and no one can stop me