Bad Dog

just saw the funniest thing on twitter where someone was broken up with bc they ate 7 croissants im CRYINGGGG

I want to wake up to the feeling of them fucking me, laying on my stomach with my panties pushed to the side and their body on top of me, their weight holding me down and their cock thrusting in and out of me, still being too sleepy to understand what is happening to me, just knowing that it feels so good

*clenches fist* i am a normal guy who has normal reactions to normal things

today im thinking about my many many desires. no i wont be communicating them you stupud fuckinggggg idiot

You ever just… yell about #aaaaa??

switching between feeling horny and sad every 5 minutes

Need someone to run their fingers through my hair rn while we cuddle in bed

The craziest part about life is that there’s like nothing you can do..

literally nothing…

Oh at all

”you attract what you fear” oooough I’m so afraid of people who are really patient with me and don’t mind me being a little freak ahhhh they’re so scary…

If I had a penis I would say “aaannnnddddddd we’re in” during sex like they do in movies when hacking into the mainframe

Already knew this was gonna happen. Saw it in a dream

squeezing 'mine' in morse code while you're inside of me