Bad Dog

Pet play but im a weird stray you brought in and you have to be so nice to me and pet me and brush the mats out of my hair and you're so gentle and you love me even though I bite a little

just ask that person out, the worst thing they can say is an esoteric incantation that topologically inverts your body

me, twirling my hair around one finger and giggling: bloodletting? to rebalance the humors? omg that’s cool. and then what happens? oh wow your beak is so big…..

a nice romantic walk where i crash into you every time we turn a corner bc i have No fuckin idea where i'm going

are you enough of a BADASS MOTHERFUCKER to take me to the zoo to look at the animals

people keep following me on here but they don't mean it

my ability to be both a sweetie pie and a sick pervert will lead me to great things

babe wake up...i need to tell you multiple thoughts that don't corelate at all that i had in the span of five minutes..