Bad Dog

you wanna come tell me all about your nerdy game while im lazily sucking your cock on the couch or do you hate me

Hi my name is john normal and being alienated as a child didn't effect me at all

i’m haunted i’m unfuckable and i love you

I'm your favorite mutuals tolerated mutual

No you don't understand, the grey in your beard IS hot. 😩

today I saw a girl say “dick is common loot”

does anybody want me in like a stray dog kinda way

ur jerking off to me right? u promise? and u think i’m so pretty too?

no i don’t think i like that feeling *leaves my body vacant like a husk*

I wanna take him to a bar and get him drunk and tease him with my foot under the counter the whole time and then suck him off in the parking lot