Bad Dog

cock rings? aren’t you gonna answer?

when I was a kid I wished I had nosebleeds. I had some friends who had them and I was like. that looks so fucking cool. you're just sitting there and suddenly you're covered in blood. it looks so dramatic. it looks so... and here my language failed me. at such a humble age I did not have the vocabulary to describe the sublime. I just sat in incomprehensible jealousy. I turned out totally normal by the way

i’ve been feeling like a loser because well i’ve been engaging in loser behaviour and activities like not looking after myself

when you put your penis inside her and then move back and forth 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

it’s impossible

Holding a girl down with my hand in her hair but it’s my right hand so she has to make dead on eye contact with my clippy tattoo

Hey, looks like you're trying to have lesbian sex, can I help with that?

why would i talk to my mother when i could just stab a burning hot knife directly into my eye socket and get the same sensation

i’ve been feeling like a loser because well i’ve been engaging in loser behaviour and activities like not looking after myself