From the outside US American radical progressive ideas often sound like "We should slow down the orphan grinder on weekends.".
Meanwhile for you, this will be the way that you learn that such a thing as orphan grinder exists and for some incomprehensible reason the US has one.
And when you suggest to get rid of the orphan grinder they'll just laugh and say something like "What a naive idea, but it doesn't actually work with our system, where the orphan grinder is hooked up to the same engine as the homeless crusher." and that's when you learn that such a thing as a homeless crusher exists.
