boppin and vibin and goofin

[ID: An edit of the Ikea logo to say "Mimikea" End ID]

Necromancer to their friend in the Mimikea parking lot: hey, you wanna see something really funny?

PENCIL?!?

Woah that's crazy I actually know everything though

actually fucking disgusting that glasses cost any money like if you actually think about it for more than a few seconds it is so unconscionably inhumane. this goes for things like insulin and mobility aids and hearing aids too ofc but fuck man, fucking glasses? the thing you need to fucking see? its genuinely sickening and inhumanly evil that those cost ANYTHING.

bush haters always have that soulless look in their eyes

if you're having trouble sleeping the best you can do is put a bright object close to your face and look at it for at least 30 minutes. if that doesn't work you can close your eyes but make sure to think really hard about a bunch of bullshit

From one white neurodivergent queer person to god knows how many others, your queerness or neurodivergence does not put you in the same shoes as POC. There is no cocktail of labels that can cancel out your whiteness and make you incapable of being racist. You need to be normal about this fact.

do not come to my house pouring big cups of juice like this

#can you tweak the antenna #the post is coming in fuzzy

There should be more hours in between midnight and 5 am because I am a night owl and also an early riser morning enjoyer and I need 8 to 10 hours of sleep also

can i come to your house and make you know some information

ads these days are so sensitive to being tapped like darling my fingers barely brushed you and youre already opening yourself for me... well close those damn legs. dont make me get the taser

my #radiantworm