þæs ofereode, þisses swa mæg.

i skink therefore i scram...!

Orcs have sieged the main gate but whatever. I am behind the second gate, which is unsiegable.

The impenetrable second gate has been sieged, but no matter, my door is the strongest door in the realm.

Door break

what's up man

if I was a eunuch guard all the harem women would love me we would joke around about the royal family and just generally have fun shooting the shit together. they would say I'm "one of the good ones"

I'd win "eunuch of the month" every month and they'd hang a portrait of me on the wall to let everyone know

Lolll *washes up unconscious on the shore* Yaaaaayyy

cutely emits a single ping

Every night I ask myself "is it better to stay up and make sure something gets done, or bank on going to sleep early-ish and being more productive tomorrow" and then land on a worst of both worlds compromise.

This one is becoming a hit with the sleep deprivation fandom.

the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now

Marcille and Falin in maid outfits figures and they can hold hands. What if I remembered suicide jokes are harmful to my mental health

anywhere you go i'll Frollo you down

Frollo me down to the Los Angeles County Child Support Services office you fucking decrepit leech your son needs shoes

the siege warfare princess wants to come over to your house and play ^_^

MY FINGERS BARELY EVEN TOUCHED YOUR STUPID FUCKING AD STOP REDIRECTING ME TO THE APP STORE