þæs ofereode, þisses swa mæg.

the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now

Marcille and Falin in maid outfits figures and they can hold hands. What if I remembered suicide jokes are harmful to my mental health

anywhere you go i'll Frollo you down

Frollo me down to the Los Angeles County Child Support Services office you fucking decrepit leech your son needs shoes

the siege warfare princess wants to come over to your house and play ^_^

MY FINGERS BARELY EVEN TOUCHED YOUR STUPID FUCKING AD STOP REDIRECTING ME TO THE APP STORE

i got a new hairbrush today. diary entry of a girl from 1843. mama says a whole boar was killed to make this for me. think of that, dear journal. a whole boar slain for a little girl such as myself.

Gaga couldve just said lets have some fun this beat is sick i wanna take a ride on your penis dick. But she went with disco stick because shes a what? poet.

all i need is a sweet treat. and six thousand dollars

The most basic, intractable fact about mental illnesses is that you simply cannot willpower your way out of them. The only exceptions to this rule are the ones I have, which continue to disable me due to lack of determination and other grave personal flaws

Hey I'm going to rhe storeDoUWantMe I mean do u need anything

*leaving the queer coffeeshop* [loudly] would it kill these dudes to play some merzbow?