þæs ofereode, þisses swa mæg.

i got a new hairbrush today. diary entry of a girl from 1843. mama says a whole boar was killed to make this for me. think of that, dear journal. a whole boar slain for a little girl such as myself.

Gaga couldve just said lets have some fun this beat is sick i wanna take a ride on your penis dick. But she went with disco stick because shes a what? poet.

all i need is a sweet treat. and six thousand dollars

The most basic, intractable fact about mental illnesses is that you simply cannot willpower your way out of them. The only exceptions to this rule are the ones I have, which continue to disable me due to lack of determination and other grave personal flaws

Hey I'm going to rhe storeDoUWantMe I mean do u need anything

*leaving the queer coffeeshop* [loudly] would it kill these dudes to play some merzbow?

Being hairy is so awesome #mammal

discord has turned people into wild animals