þæs ofereode, þisses swa mæg.

this fetish stuff is getting out of hand what the fuck is word play

beeen seeing alot of notes of people saying this inspired them to finally do their landry. i am filled with so much emotion that i might finally fold the landry i did a few days ago. maybe

jerking off has been mid lately

okay that’s it no more jokes about twinks. it’s over we’re done. now if you want to make a little goof about a specific subcategory of gay man it has to be about [spins wheel] [wheel lands on twinks again] you didn’t see that [spins wheel] [wheel lands on twinks again] uh [spins wheel] [wheel keeps spinning and never stops spinning] [for a moment it looks like it’s about to land on otters] [it never does] [decades pass] [the original author of this post dies] [he leaves behind no next of kin] [the wheel keeps spinning] [millennia go by] [eons even] [languages evolve and die out] [the world becomes something that no one who was alive at the time of this post’s inception would recognize] [megafauna retake the earth] [species return to the sea then the land then the sea again] [prescribed categorizations of gay men become something farther away than even a distant memory] [to even be “gay” or a “man” ceases to share any similarity with what we understand today] [the wheel lands on twinks again]

i skink therefore i scram...!

Orcs have sieged the main gate but whatever. I am behind the second gate, which is unsiegable.

The impenetrable second gate has been sieged, but no matter, my door is the strongest door in the realm.

Door break

what's up man

if I was a eunuch guard all the harem women would love me we would joke around about the royal family and just generally have fun shooting the shit together. they would say I'm "one of the good ones"

I'd win "eunuch of the month" every month and they'd hang a portrait of me on the wall to let everyone know

Lolll *washes up unconscious on the shore* Yaaaaayyy