Smoke ‘n Joke

ancient greek word of the day: κακοθερής (kakotherēs), unfitted to endure summer heat

this literally means “bad at summer” pass it on

Reblog if you, too, are bad at summer

crazy how there are only 2 hours of doing things every day before you keel over and die. if this werent normal id be worried

(voice of a person spiralling) its embarrassing but i still havent figured out if its ok for me to be alive

hey sorry for being so snappish earlier i was in a bad mood. and im still in a bad mood so can you fuck off

“People you may know” and it’s the devil from the Bible

I am chronically online but not in a way that keeps me informed #mybubble

i know you said we ride at dawn but i’m not a morning person actually. can we ride after lunch

the reason that wounds that break the skin hurt is because its always supposed to be dark inside your body and when your blood sees sunlight for the first time it gets scared. and that causes the pain. or maybe it doesnt

I love rebloging. It’s the adult equivalent of showing everyone the cool rock I just found.

Im always like "i will not add my two cents. i will not add my two cents" but i cant lie the pennies are getting sweaty in my hand