Some context for those not familiar with Waffle House Culture:Ā
Waffle House is one of the few chains in America thatās open 24/7/365, and where you can get both breakfast and lunch/dinner options at any time (I have had so many Breakfast Cheeseburgers at Waffle Houses). The food is really good, and people eat there at all times of the day or night, but itās particularly popular as a late-night post-drinking spot because itās all thatās open and itās the kind of food that tastes especially good when youāre hammered.
Part of Waffle House Protocol is that all the servers and cooks greet every single customer as they come through the door. It sounds lame, but Iāve never been to a Waffle House where that greeting didnāt feel completely heartfelt. My mom is a health nut who could barely find anything on the menu she was willing to eat and yet she describes the Christmas Day lunch we had there one year as one of the nicest meals sheās ever had because everyone was so warm and welcoming. That sense of camaraderie gets turned up to 11, of course, at 2 a.m. when everyoneās shitfaced.
The jukeboxes have Waffle-House-themed songs on them (once you have heardĀ āRaisins in my Toastā you will be earwormed forever) and there is an arcane system of hash brown ordering: scattered, smothered, covered, chunked, topped, diced, peppered, and/or capped. The hot sauce bottles sayĀ āCasa de Waffle.āĀ
Once, in Oxford (UK), my husband and I walked past a kebab van very late one night and he saidĀ āwhy do I smell Waffle Houseā
The location of most Waffle Houses means thereās some⦠classism that tends to get tied up with Anti-Waffle House Discourse, which is probably lending itself, in part, to this being such a fraught topic. (Iām looking at a map and apparently I was born and raised right in the middle of the Peak Waffle House Density Zone)
It is, in the words of chef Anthony Bourdain,Ā āindeed marvelousā an irony-free zone where everything is beautiful and nothing hurts; where everybody regardless of race, creed, color or degree of inebriation is welcomed.ā