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cryptotheism

Me, two glasses of wine in: "yeah so here's an in depth conversation about my identity as a nonbinary person, and my struggles with transphobia in 2023"

Median Center-Right American Dude at the party, also two drinks in: "Damn that's crazy, I never thought of it like that. Man, I'm sorry you gotta deal with this shit."

Me: "Ahh it's alright. I deal."

Random Guy: "People should just chill tf out."

Me: "Damn right"

cryptotheism

Random Guy: "So if you're non binary, and, sorry if this is offensive but I don't know the right words here. Like, is it cross dressing for you if you wear a skirt?"

Me: "Its- hm. Huh. I have no idea."

cryptotheism

Guy: "It must have been nice to go to school with other trans people. Like, you must've felt safe."

Me: "No actually it was the opposite. It just made me even more upset and confused. I didn't know what being non-binary was. I saw people that transitioned from one gender to the other and knew I wasn't that. It took me a long time to figure this shit out."

Guy: "man that sounds rough. No wonder you guys are upset all this time this sounds painful."

Me: "Well, it sucks until it suddenly doesn't. It sucks and then it rules hard."

Guy: "so It's like working out."

Me: [both of us are now nodding wisely] "it's like working out."

cryptotheism

Guy who has only ever played undertale seeing a skeleton for the first time: "holy shit"

only-cat-memes

fostershyperfixator

My local library had a days since James Patterson last published counter.

official-library-posts

official library post

ominous-signs

Official ominous sign

emeraldmew

<Rachel!> Tobias cried. <Help me, Tobias,> I pleaded. <I can't . . . I . . .> He didn't understand. <Help me get him. Help me get him!> <Okay. Okay. He's . . . your left paw, toward your face. Get ready. Has to be fast.>

😭😭😭

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if-i-was-a-wyrm

sonce the sports are happening big rn where i live i made a handy chart of all the phrases i use to communicate with my loved ones during these trying times. i thought others might find it useful too

ive discovered you can have whole conversations with people using just these phrases and none will be any the wiser that you dont even know what sport it is theyre talking about

mecfs-and-me

i think some of you forget that autistic people will display symptoms of autism that affect their daily life, especially us with higher support needs. that’s like common sense i fear

hating on picky eaters, sensitive people, socially awkward people, weird kids etc. doesn’t make you morally superior

parkchanwoohoo

Woman in front of me just withdrew 3.5k from her savings (LISTEN HER PHONE SCREEN'S BIG AS SHIT) and put it on something that looked like Kalshi after consulting ChatGPT which sounds like a caricature of a person but I swear to you it's true, my bigger question is why she is taking the bus when she has Uber Black money

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elvenferretots

I love getting updates on the boys when I'm on the plane. TenSoon was thrilled to get to spend time with his favorite person, so much that I don't think he cared that I was gone.

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byjove

I think a lot of people are pro-life because they know they would have been aborted, that is secretly their motivation and not actually a misguided interpretation of Christian theology or a belief that life begins at conception. They’re say shit like “What if your mom aborted you?” like, okay I wouldn’t be here, that really wasn’t on the table because my parents really wanted me and was on fertility treatments to try to have me. Would your mom have aborted you? Is that what this is all about, you wouldn’t have been born if your mother wasn’t coerced/forced to carry you to term and give birth to you so you feel like everyone else should be forced to give birth to their annoying baby?

byjove

Ohhhhh, I get it. You harass people outside of abortion clinics because you did not get enough attention as a child.

upthewitchypunx

The electricity went out in our upstairs bath. Light, light switch, plug and GFCI plug. I know my ex-husband in stalled the newer GFCI. I know that every time I have to fix something that he DIYed it ends up being way more of a hassle than expected once I get into it. I can replace an outlet or install a ceiling fan, but if he touched it first, it will not be a simple project and I should call a professional.

Remember when we replaced the shower surround in our bahtroom to find he had put in dry wall when he should have put in concrete backer board? Also, he installed the faucet wrong and we had to call a professional to fix it? I'm terrified to take up the floor in there because I'm not prepared to deal with whatever he fucked up.

Well, I was not surprised today to learn it was a loose wire on a GFCI outlet that was not installed correctly and was not property attached to a frame and just sort of a box set into lathe and plaster. Oh, and he ran the whole bathroom through that GFCI, which is not correct, but not dangerous. The electrician said that if anything breaks you should test that first.

At least my house won't burn down and ht wasn't very expensive so I still have some cash to get tatto0ed! Hopefully for my birthday next Friday!

derinthescarletpescatarian

romehbo

"you couldnt make seinfeld today" you couldve made seinfeld in 45 B.C.

romehbo

kramer: *barges in* *crowd cheering* jerry! caesar just made himself dictator perpetuo!

pangur-and-grim

always doing something annoying

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trans-girl-nausicaa

We need to standardize clothing sizes. This is fucking stupid. Pass a federal law or something. I’m sick of this shit.

memeufacturing-deactivated20161

a person from 150 years ago would be terrified by modern stuff . however , a duck from 150 years ago would just be all like ,still got lakes? yes ? okay cool

elodieunderglass

“How fleeting are all human passions compared with the massive continuity of ducks.”

― Dorothy L. Sayers, Gaudy Night (1935)

chatdomestique

Reblogging again because I thought they changed the quote so I decided to look up the actual quote and it’s not fake that is very much the actual quote

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