Its true as a cap I do eat oatmeal when I'm upset
That’s uncanny lol

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Its true as a cap I do eat oatmeal when I'm upset
That’s uncanny lol

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The Signs as my favorite lines from “Drugs” by Eden (part 2)
(Long version)
Things I would rather be thoughts at the back of my head but I’m addicted to hurting
Virgo, Sagittarius, Scorpio
I could always be, whatever you wanted, but not what you needed, especially when you been needing me
Cancer, Leo, Aquarius
All of these feelings don’t mean shit to m ‘cause it’s all just chemicals anyway
Libra, Gemini, Capricorn
Just saying what I’m supposed to say ‘cause I had nothing for you, I can’t love when I don’t even love myself
Taurus, Aries, Pisces
The Signs as my favorite lines from “Drugs” by EDEN (part 1)
(Short version)
Cause I’ve had the best of the worst sides
Aries, Virgo, Taurus
Who said it must be all or nothing?
Sagittarius, Leo, Scorpio
’Cause I’m a fucking mess sometimes
Libra, Aquarius, Capricorn
Swear lying’s the only rush I need
Cancer, Gemini, Pisces
The "I function best when I'm pissed" squad
SCORPIO, ARIES, Libra, Cancer, Capricorn, Pisces
I just witnessed this
Virgo: (at Scorpio) whatcha eating?
Scorpio: (like .00002 seconds later) ASS

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The "internally rants to self" squad
Virgo, Capricorn, Taurus, Scorpio, Aries
HEY CAN I TELL YOU ABOUT MY CRUSH BABE
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FEEL FREE TO DO THIS AND IF YOU WANT ME TO TELL STORIES I’D LOVE TO SINCE I LOVE TALKING ABOUT MYSELF XX
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The signs when:
They’ve cursed in front of children and someone yells “THERE’S CHILDREN!”
Oh! I mean Sugar Honey Iced Tea!: Taurus, Pisces, Libra, Virgo, Capricorn, Gemini
I repeat, oh shit. : Scorpio, Aries, Cancer, Aquarius, Leo, Sagittarius
The signs in a Scorpio’s point of view (personal experience)
Aries: You’re an amazing person, insanely passionate about everything (maybe you should chill a little on that) and much like me, love you, you weenie muffin.
Taurus: You’re so sweet and caring! Mature af and you are eye candy, bae
Gemini: can be sweet as pie or a demon in the flesh. Love you but sometimes you can fuck off
Cancer: YOU NEED TO CHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLL but i love your crazy ass
Leo: Mixed signals A F. but you’re a cool kid
Virgo: DRAMATIC AF. Go become a famous actor.
Libra: COntroLLiNG but still my bae.
Scorpio: YOOOOOOO MARRY ME YOU GOD!
Sagittarius: CHiLL Out! Stop disrespecting your mom!
Capricorn: you need to stop wiTH THE GOSsip but your food bomb af
Aquarius: YOOOO YOU”RE MY EGG CHILD
Pisces: Stop. Being. Such. A. Drama. Whore. But you’re eye candy.
The signs as “Jealous” (by Labrinth) lyrics
“But I always thought you’d come back, tell me, all you found was Heartbreak and misery”-
Taurus: Taurus, sometimes, letting go is the best thing for you and whoever else is involved.
Virgo: Virgo, “perfect planning” does not always guarantee success, things don’t always go as planned
Cancer: Cancer, no one likes the one paying victim, it’s okay to not be a victim
“It’s hard for me to say, I’m jealous of the way you’re happy without me”-
Scorpio: Scorpio, you need to care for things other than yourself, like what matters to your loved ones
Leo: Leo, it’s okay to share the mourning stage, you don’t have to go through this alone
Gemini: Gemini, words aren’t always enough, sometimes, actions speak ouder than words
“Oh, as I die here another day, cause all I do is cry behind this smile”-
Capricorn: Capricorn, everything will lighten up, i promise.
Aries: Aries, you must learn to chose your battles and choose them wisely
Aquarius: Aquarius, all the brilliant ideas you have don’t happen on their own, put them into action
“I’m jealous of the rain that falls upon your skin, it’s closer than my hands have been”-
Pisces: Pisces, all the day dreaming in the world will not make it happen ): I’m sorry bud, but you’re wasting your time instead of taking action
Libra: Libra, you need to take a stand and look out for yourself
Sagittarius: Sagittarius, you must learn to listen, understand another person’s point of view

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Going up and down the stairs
I tiptoe and avoid creaks just in case I wanna scare someone:
Scorpio, Taurus, Capricorn, Libra
I don’t care how I go down the stairs:
Aquarius, Leo, Sagittarius, Pisces
BOOM BOOM HI I AM ARRIVING:
Virgo, Cancer, Aries, Gemini
The signs as "The Hills"
You look even better than the photos
Leo, Scorpio, Aquarius, Aries
When I’m fucked up, that’s the real me
Sagittarius, Taurus, Capricorn, Libra
Keep on tryna hide it but your friends know
Cancer, Gemini, Virgo, Pisces
The signs as IDFC by Blackbear
Tell me pretty lies, look me in the face
Pisces, Taurus, Virgo, Capricorn
Tell me that you love me, even if its fake
Leo, Cancer, Gemini, Sagittarius
You’re slurring all your words, not making any sense
Aries, Libra, Scorpio, Aquarius
The signs driving (from experience)
Aries: Fuuuuuck yooouuuuu slow driiiiverrrrsss! *flips everyone off*
Taurus: *incoherent stutters of anger*
Gemini: *taps the steering wheel impatiently and grunts*
Cancer: I HAVE THE RIGHT OF WAY *says that for literally everything*
Leo: I look goo- HOLY FUCK THAT BITCH ALMOST CRASHED INTO ME
Virgo: STOP CUTTING ME OFF!
Libra: *cursing in spanglish using the least offensive words because our church is down the street*
Scorpio: *jamming out until someone runs a stop* *turns into satan*
Sagittarius: I will stay calm. *screams for a full minute when they accidentally run a stop*
Capricorn: Hijo de la *hits the horn to bleep out the bad word because there was a 9 year old in the car*
Aquarius: I AM DRIviNG DON”T TALK TO ME
Pisces: *sees the yellow light and floors it*
The signs as Tied Up lyrics
(excuse my filthy choice in song)
I’ll be a lady in the streets in a dress with her hair tied up: Taurus, Aries, Capricorn, Virgo, Aquarius, Leo
Or I can be a freak in the sheets in the room with her hands tied up: Pisces, Libra, Sagittarius, Scorpio, Gemini, Cancer

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Bernie Sanders has all the qualifications to be the Antichrist. We’re fucked either way.
Libra male, 22 (via batmanstrology)
Life is like an penis. There’s the ups and the downs. But there’s also the times when you need a little “Viagra”. Whether it be friends, alcohol or drugs, you can’t always get up by yourself.
Scorpio to Scorpio (via batmanstrology)