Pomelo

Mine

....I don't mind

Ew. This is a bug (a 2ft tall one at that 😬). Plus I'm a het guy.

Option 2: not including OCs

SON OF A FU- /ref

So yeah. Puma from the Lion King. Another guy, another animal, another shortass (/aff). No thanks.

@s incoming

im too aroace for this shit

Huh. Guess I have a garden now. Neat.

@actualmastergrimm @apothecaryofdigitalis @zora-thesidecharacter @diverdrivedown @duckofmisfortuneoffical @grandexcessivecoremode

this is what i get for downloading images beforehand

i guess i’m in a polyamorous relationship now

was about to say i was in a relationship with myself (thats my sona) until i realized ten 17776 was there (how did i not notice her bruh)

so

hell yeah my beautiful ten i am very pleased with this

This art by the amazing @yzeebzics btw :DDDD

kill me now i guess? i get karnak but i get my choice of twinknak vs oldnak.. guess we're doing oldnak? he'd probably spend our marriage hinting ominously at my death (a kindness compared to outright saying it) and lamenting about old man pains. also he's canonically dead so i'd be marrying a broken animatronic. okay then

LMAO JACKPOT I GOT GRACE

WOO MAMA LIFE IS TURNING UP I GUESS😭

GUYS 😭 I'M NORMAL I SWEAR @mercywashere

Plz don't come for me

Anyways I tag @nyxorni67 @cuphead030 @insufferablewhore @csepelcurry @yourlocalavian

YAY I LOVE HENCHMAN

Ok. I'm fine with this honestly

Perfect, no notes.

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

I mean, it's alright like (/ref)

I would rather be with Fold, but she's fine as well. Poor silly is so traumatized (and I guess she's about to ragequit uno lol)

My wife, well her main persona (excluding myself because that’ll be selfcest)

Looks like Kitty’s my wife now (HELL YESSS)

Ribbit’s gonna be jealous xD

Yay, I have a protector for me now!

screams and giggles

photo is from @sprout-seedly-the-2nd WHAT were you thinking bro😭

As long as he is his canon season 1 age and not this, im fine

Image found on Pinterest

Tenna fanart is by @9Aaaalt29 on twt

holy fuck. please people spread the word.

moot- @pansexual-frog-offical

Kermit the Frog 🆚Lyonel Baratheon

Spock🆚 Killian Hook

Jabber 🆚Whizzer Brown

Goncharov 🆚Shadow Milk Cookie

Caine 🆚Lestat de Lioncourt 🆚Rowan Chow - Camp Here And There

V 🆚Mayor Jerry

John Doe 🆚Simon Petrikov

StanFord Pines🆚Waterboy

Dad Egbert 🆚Silent Salt Cookie

Aaravos🆚Styx

Shade 🆚Hoarder Alex

Simon Belmont 🆚Ekko

Westley 🆚Michael Shelley / Michael the Distortion

Mettaton 🆚Itward

Arthur Morgan 🆚Lego Batman

Ilya Rozanov 🆚Odysseus (epic)

Roronoa Zoro 🆚Commie

Deacon Hollow 🆚Viktor🆚Roathe - Warframe

Danny Motta 🆚Poseidon

Olruggio 🆚Gunpowder Tim

Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik 🆚Zuko

Sexy Ronald Reagan (@sexyronaldreagan-official) 🆚Xibalba

Jean Descole 🆚Bucky Barnes

James🆚Benrey

Zeal Ginjoka 🆚Lucifer Morningstar

Count Von Count 🆚Dangerous Crow Boy Who Eats Plastic

Arthur Cervero🆚Bill Cipher🆚Howl, from howl's moving castle

Ingo🆚L Lawliet

Gabriel Edega 🆚Goofy

Diplomator 🆚Dr. Gregory House

Michael Afton🆚Robert Robertson III🆚Francœur

Darkstalker 🆚The 10th Doctor🆚Moondrop

Pierrot 🆚Rouxls Kaard

Buggy the Clown 🆚Roy Mustang

Dottore🆚Miles Edgeworth🆚Lord Garmadon

Chuckles the Clown🆚Luka🆚Quirrel - Hollow Knight

Gomez Addams🆚Odysseus🆚Sylus - Love and Deepspace

Jeffrey 🆚Matt Murdock🆚hipswitch bastards vs zombies

Qifrey 🆚 Ghostface - Scream

Simon 🆚Sundrop (Daycare Attendant)

Arther Lester 🆚Dazai Osamu

Papyrus 🆚Hannibal Lecter

Senshi 🆚Harry Du Bois

Elias Bouchard 🆚Jesus Christ

Mordecai Heller 🆚Jonathan Harker

Mr. Ring-a-Ding/Lux Imperator 🆚Klavier Gavin🆚Bruno Madrigal

Randall Flagg/Walter Padick/The Man in Black 🆚Dyle Timesly

The Phantom of the Opera (Erik) 🆚AM🆚Marshall Lee - Fiona and Cake

The Narrator🆚The Devil from The Bible (please god this would be so funny)🆚Jack from Jack in the Box

Kinger🆚Shawn Spencer

The King 🆚Will Graham

Derek Zoolander 🆚Sonar

Dr. Harley Sawyer 🆚Dabi

Mr Puzzles 🆚Sun Wukong (Monkey King)

Dr. Two Brains 🆚Kim Kitsuragi

Gavis Bettel 🆚Ivan

Santa Claus 🆚Ryu

Nathan Freeling 🆚Percival de Rolo

Sans (Undertale or Deltarune)🆚Ted Shackleford

Clay Puppington🆚Jud Duplenticy

Sydney October Sargent 🆚Melon🆚R.M. Renfield -Dracula

Puddleglum 🆚Stanley Pines

Alucard 🆚Caleb Widogast

Agent Stone 🆚Jareth the Goblin King

Thanatos 🆚Mollymauk Tealeaf

Medic 🆚The Doorman

Dean Winchester 🆚Ryland Grace🆚Dr. Kenning Flugslys

Corbeau (Pokémon Legends: Z-A) 🆚Vox

Perry the Platypus 🆚Spamton G Spamton

Jax 🆚Slenderman

RGB 🆚Professor Utonium

Megamind 🆚Quackerjack🆚Link

The Onceler 🆚Bobby

Alastor🆚Bushroot

Cecil Gershwin Palmer 🆚Red Guy🆚Nagito Komaeda

Megatron🆚Cedric 🆚Winter King

Tomura Shigaraki 🆚Isabeau🆚Astarion

Shane Hollander 🆚Chuuya Nakahara🆚Preminger

Scrub Daddy🆚Bowser🆚Ant Tenna

Wilford Warfstache 🆚Kayne🆚Black Sapphire Cookie

Optimus Prime🆚Hal🆚Frankenstein’s Monster

Hooty🆚Elijah "Smoke" Moore🆚Puppet Master

Wheatley🆚Jason Todd 🆚Silco

Luigi🆚Dick Grayson🆚Sirius

The World's Oldest Fraggle 🆚Benoit Blanc🆚Till

Pawbert Lynxley 🆚Mr. Tickle🆚Moros

Leo Vandernatch 🆚Medkit 🆚Arataka Reigen

Deathbringer 🆚Stolas Goetia🆚Byakuya Togami

Darius Deamonne🆚Jonathan Sims 🆚Manfred von Karma

Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz🆚Leon Kennedy🆚Cesare

The Muppet Joker (@the-muppet-joker) 🆚Shouta Aizawa🆚Ankh

Dr. Facilier 🆚Doctor 🆚Laios Touden

Wally Darling 🆚Black Hat🆚Daisuke

Satoru Gojo🆚Loki🆚Ken the Butcher

Louis de Pointe du Lac - Interview With The Vampire🆚Crusnr Colven - Psychopomp age🆚Uncle Iroh

⚠️MHA SEASON 7 SPOILERS IN TAGS BUT HIDDEN ⚠️

I decided this would be fun. So reblog with a new word and see how long we can make it.

The starting word is…

which is very silly and odd but not quite unexpected because we are aquarists and we have brine shrimp hatching cones that we raise them in to feed our jellies. and sometimes visitors mess with the knobs on the tank and then end up dumping them out (which fills me with RAGE because you can't accidentally do that. you have to be purposefully reaching around the hatching cone so like why the hell are you messing with our stuff but anyways that's not the point) so then we mop them and yeah ok that's how the eggs got into the bucket. but not only have they hatched, they are thriving adults !!!!! and they are thriving so much that some of them even have EGGS!!!!!

ok now here's the kicker

THEY KEEP DYING IN THEIR HATCHING CONES !!!!! SO OUR BATCHES KEEP FAILING!!!!! EVEN WITH THEIR REQUIRED WATER PARAMETERS THEY ARE FAILING.

SO. WHY. THE. HELL. ARE THEY ALIVE IN A MOP BUCKET OF ALL PLACES

so you're telling me that our brine shrimp (that keep dying) that we are dutifully caring for with specific water parameters for maximized hatching etc etc etc are so happy in a Mop Bucket that they are fucking ????? these little shrimps are porking on company time in company supplies ???????

(update: my other friend @plaguedocboi took them home yayyy)

^ the soggy children

edit to add:

The plot is just padding

(ha ha, get it? im so funny)