Stitch-n-Time

i love when museums have near exact replicas of their displayed objects for you to buy. haha 15th century ceramic cup you are in my possession

Pounce! … Aaaaand sock!

sheds a single tear

every august 18th my notifications break and i go, fuck, tumblr has failed me once again, but it hasn’t. it hasn’t failed me. it’s just the taking the hobbits to isengard-iversary. happy 12 years

OH GOD UNMUTE IT'S BEAUTIFUL AND SO FUCKING FUNNY.

This is so fucking glorious

By the way we will get to hear this as part of the actual movie because it's being released next year!

when someone asks how you're doing

I love that I gave 0 context for this and 700 people still went "yeah that's a vibe"

I periodically see ships that make me go "What?! No! No!" and then move on and don't harass anyone and feel so strong and brave.

shipwrites when they see poorly designed ships sailing across lakes but they hate being confrontational

Local competent Canadian in 1778 watching the Antelope set sail and shaking their head.

Those certainly are some words that could be used to describe Arsenic and Old Lace. Not well, mind you, but certainly a collection of words.

[ID a large sign that reads, in all caps, “I’m not interested in competing with anyone. I hope we all make it” in white letters over a black background. End id]

so you’re telling me that “stuck a feather in his hat and called it macaroni” would be like saying “wrote a G on his belt and called it gucci”

that’s…a pretty good analogy actually

Seeing my notifications get flooded with this every July 4th is the only thing I respect about America

btw if you're on this site it is your duty to reblog any post that has been prophecied to reach 10k notes. let's all annoy op

well. it's been over a month and we're not even at 1k yet, so I think I'm safe. perhaps 😌

....nate I'm really sorry I laughed at you for having posts with thousands of notes. don't do this to me

you're right you're right I'm sorry, I was just hopeful it had been forgotten because the notes were mostly my mutuals, but that one's on me :')

i am. learning this. the second goddamn original post i put on this hellsite :(

if you aren't acting accordingly this is your warning of things to come. everybody must do their part to change this climate with our bare hands. protect your neighbors.

It’s Fourth of July Eve so make sure to leave some milk and cookies out for Captain America

I THOUGHT AFTER FOUR YEARS YOU PEOPLE WOULD LET THIS DIE AND YET AGAIN I OPEN THIS CURSED APP TO FIND MORE NOTES ON THIS POST