I Drew Catgirl Joe Biden Again..

There are easier ways to come out to your parents

my wife is explaining the misha collins bi saga to my incredibly normal brother in law and he sighed deeply and said “you know how in Cthulhuian lore, the knowledge drives a man insane?”

"Hey can I test out using a new name/set of pronouns with you" is a bigger honor than the Nobel Peace Prize

you stick your fingers in my cage... my pitch black cage. you feel something cold and wet...you retract your fingers and to your horror you realize i painted your nails! :) i hope you like them

in the evil world beanie babies would be called meanie babies

It’s currently 1:30 am and I’m laying on the grass singing, listening to music and istg I’ve never felt so at peace

It’s 2 am and I only went inside because my phone was dying only to find that the door was locked and my cat tried to attack me