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@evilpineapple-offical
Gang I’m low-key gay
Hello. I am now the gay. Surprising, huh? Ah well.
Any straights will be punished with death. Any cishets will be punished with death. Any cis will be punished depending in the severity.
back now but not straight gang
GUYS I’M NOT STRAIGHT READ THE DAMN POST
OK GUYS BACK TO NORMAL!! I’ve started a grenade and gun business!!
I’m also a mercenary!! Please hire me I’m broke
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What. The. Fuck.
PLEASE MAKE SURE THIS IS OFF IN YOUR BLOG SETTINGS
If you have Likes or Followers or both set to public, Comments will be set to Public by DEFAULT.
tumblr... no-one wanted this. 🤦
So far this "let everyone see your comments like a post" thing is contained to the For You tab... for now.
If you want to know why this "feature" exists now... this is the post that explains
in absolute tears about the pride module at my work
HOLY SHIT GUYS, I WAS INSPIRED BY THIS POST TO TRY MAKE THE SONG AND YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE THE SCREAM I SCRUMPT WHEN I DRAGGED THE TRAINING AUDIO OVER THE BACKING TRACK AND IT LINED UP PERFECTLY
Tempted to actually put this on spotify so I can secretly stream it at work...
Tagging @batshit-auspol because as an Australian you're the only big account I know who might share (sorry).
happy first day of pride everyone
Happy pride
Dear transgenders (and awesome people of tumblr)
Don't forget to consume more fiber this pride month!!! And every month actually. No queer reason fiber is just good for you and most people don't get enough of it in their diets
*she waves*
hiiii
-@no-head-offical
hi!!
*he waves back*
(shes wearing a dress btw)
are (you) alive again?
I am. I got revived a while ago
how?
why not
nobody told me
why didnt (you) ask
don’t care. And before you ask why, it’s because I am too lazy to care
*she bites your arm*
Hey- ow-!
*she just bites harder*
*he pries your jaws off of him*
why cant (i) bite (you)?
It hurts.
no, (it) doesnt
maybe not for you. But it does for me. You’re like… a zombie or something. Your pain works differently to other people
why
(there is like a clearly rotting bite mark on her neck, im pretty sure he should know shes a zombie)
I dunno. I’m not a zombie
*she bites her arm*
no pain
Like I said, it’s different for you
*she puts her face real close to yours for a bit then moves away*
(your) eyes (are) weird
Is that because they’re pink or because one of the pupils doesn’t dilate
too pink
.. fair enough
why do (you) look like that?
Ouch.. I dunno
ouch?
it’s a kinda rude question I guess?
why (is it)?
Commenting on people’s appearances tends to be read in a rude way. Not sure why
oh, (im) sorry
don’t worry. You didn’t mean it
why didnt (you) care?
*she bites you again*
Can you like.. stop
(im) upset
(youre) not giving answers!
Sometimes I can’t give answers, okay? I don’t know everything! There isn’t always an answer!
why?
What do you mean why? How would anyone know everything?!
.. What?
What do you mean “no”. What are you saying no to?
know everything
… can you use some more words please?
(im) talking about the "know everything" (you) mentioned
I said I don’t know everything. How could you say no to that?
yeah, (you) dont
I see.
(you) taste yummy
*she lets go of your arm*
do (you) bleed?
I do, yes.
can (i) see?
Preferably not
why?
I don’t enjoy bleeding
just a little?
sorry, no
what color is (it)?
Pinkish red
woah
I guess that is kinda cool, huh
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Why does eredin think your evil?
@cookie-offical
Uhhhhhhhhhhh don’t worry about it. He’s evil too
I told him that you were who suggested I should ask him for advice! His reaction to that information... was a bit strange...
Anyway I did get the advice!!
He… doesn’t really like me. I made a few mistakes. I.. I wouldn’t talk to him about me if I were you
Huh? Why not? Well either way too late for that...
Just for the future don’t.
Hm okay!!
Do you wanna know what he taught me?
They pull out a huge glittery notebook that's about 3x it's size from who knows where. A unicorn glitter pen securely attached to the side.
Ahem, I took notes!
care for your people and make sure they are in good health.
Murder everyone who you deem unworthy and refuses to bow down to you.
He has done so multiple times in his two reigns of King of the Officalverse.
He even pinky promised it would work!
He’s probably right. I’m surprised he was so willing to help
Hiyaaa!! ( ╹▽╹ )/
The pretty-pink-evil-but-kinda-nice-pineapple told me to ask you for advice on what a ruler does!
-your friendly neighborhood cookie aka the ruler of all offical snacks
@cookie-offical
Ah, the ruler of my fruit bowl. How pleasant.
Mhm!! I mean we kinda don't really know what that means... We were baked a few days ago
But we asked the ruler of the officalverse if we can be the royal snacks nd they said yes!
So, um... What does it mean to be a ruler?
You need to care for your people and make sure they are in good health. If you are ruling the Officalverse, however... Murder everyone who you deem unworthy and refuses to bow down to you. I have done so multiple times in my two reigns of King of the Officalverse. That is what I have to say.
Insert a chocolate chip cookie sitting on top of a pink notepad that's 3x it's size, scribbling his words with a unicorn glitter pen
Kill....everyone.... I see, i see,
Hmm, that sounds like a pretty solid plan! You pinky promise it'll work?
It will work. You can trust me. Say, I am merely asking, but how would you like it if I became the Officalverse ruler again?
Hmmm... Mr umm.. what's your name?
We have a doubt... if it were really such a full-proof plan, how come you did not remain ruler and lost the title 3 times?
Hm? Oh um, depends... I mean I like the current ruler, piper, they're nice! If u can rule with them then sure! But if you have to remove them... Then I don't know...
Oh, I only lost that title because people aimed to kill me and succeeded. I have no desire to become ruler again however, as I was very foolish in power and weak at the time. If I did reclaim the Officalverse throne, I would have to assassinate Piper, unless we can somehow get along. Which I doubt will happen, as I have assassinated 4 Officalverse rulers before.
Assa-na-... Wha— what does that mean?
Are you not listening? That is interesting for someone who is asking me for advice.
I don't know... Me pineapple told me to ask you...
A pineapple, you say? I know exactly who you are talking about.
*Eredin crosses his arms, his armor clanking loudly*
Would this pineapple be an... Evil Pineapple?
Wellll he was pretty nice but I think that's what people call him, you know all purply-mangenta looking
I sliced open his neck and practically destroyed his arms. I did it for a good reason. He is not nice.
Arm singular! The other one was just a scratch!
sorry I’m gonna shut up now…
That still sounds bad... did it grow back...?
Yeah. I’m fine now
Once when I was in undergrad, someone described something as “problematic” in class and our professor was like, “That’s cool, but ‘problematic’ doesn’t really mean anything. It means that the thing you’re describing has a problem, and in and of itself that’s not bad. Art, especially, should always have problems, or else it’s not interesting and not art, either. It sounds like you’re trying to say that this is bad, but you don’t want to say ‘bad.’ Is that right?”
So from then on whenever one of us called something problematic, he would make us talk it out until we could name the “bad” thing we were hinting at. In this particular class, 7/10 it was some type of oppression, and the remainder was like, “I’m uncomfortable because this is very new/confusing/pushing boundaries that made me feel safe.”
Once we stopped calling things “problematic” and stopping at that, class got way more interesting and... we all had to say, like, “that’s racist” or “that’s misogynistic” or “ew capitalism gross” out loud, which a lot of us had never done in a classroom before. Or we had to be like, “Uhhh... I’m not sure what’s so bad?” and confront our own beliefs and that was maybe even more useful.
Anyway. Whenever I see the word problematic, I can’t help but think of this professor being like, “Good starting point, now let’s get specific.” I think when we have to commit to saying “that’s ___” it requires a lot more careful thought about the truth and impact and complexities of whatever we’re claiming. Sometimes there really is some bullshit afoot, and also sometimes it’s art, and it should be full of problems, because that’s what art is.
Lion or as a cat calls it, "semi successful evolution prototype - 2"
Pros- big strong and majestic
Cons- too much work
awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?
i think we should be ridiculing them more for this. you don't get to try and go all "queer website" when your staff likes to go on nuking sprees targeting the trans fem users
would be remiss not to mention that the rainbow notably straight up just removed the trans flag colors from it. like they’re gone. it’s the progress flag minus the trans flag colors.
that’s not the whole flag, now is it
hey staff what the fuck
hey staff don't you think you're being too on-the-nose
HEY STAFF DONT YOU THINK YOU'RE BEING TOO ON-THE-NOSE
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Posting this iconic piece of media that I just NEVER found online isolated except in an archived reddit thread
STOP👏MAKING👏AROMANTIC👏POSTS👏ABOUT👏ASEXUALITY‼️
Reblog if you're transmasc, support trans men, or want a chocolate chip cookie
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Hiyaaa!! ( ╹▽╹ )/
The pretty-pink-evil-but-kinda-nice-pineapple told me to ask you for advice on what a ruler does!
-your friendly neighborhood cookie aka the ruler of all offical snacks
@cookie-offical
Ah, the ruler of my fruit bowl. How pleasant.
Mhm!! I mean we kinda don't really know what that means... We were baked a few days ago
But we asked the ruler of the officalverse if we can be the royal snacks nd they said yes!
So, um... What does it mean to be a ruler?
You need to care for your people and make sure they are in good health. If you are ruling the Officalverse, however... Murder everyone who you deem unworthy and refuses to bow down to you. I have done so multiple times in my two reigns of King of the Officalverse. That is what I have to say.
Insert a chocolate chip cookie sitting on top of a pink notepad that's 3x it's size, scribbling his words with a unicorn glitter pen
Kill....everyone.... I see, i see,
Hmm, that sounds like a pretty solid plan! You pinky promise it'll work?
It will work. You can trust me. Say, I am merely asking, but how would you like it if I became the Officalverse ruler again?
Hmmm... Mr umm.. what's your name?
We have a doubt... if it were really such a full-proof plan, how come you did not remain ruler and lost the title 3 times?
Hm? Oh um, depends... I mean I like the current ruler, piper, they're nice! If u can rule with them then sure! But if you have to remove them... Then I don't know...
Oh, I only lost that title because people aimed to kill me and succeeded. I have no desire to become ruler again however, as I was very foolish in power and weak at the time. If I did reclaim the Officalverse throne, I would have to assassinate Piper, unless we can somehow get along. Which I doubt will happen, as I have assassinated 4 Officalverse rulers before.
Assa-na-... Wha— what does that mean?
Are you not listening? That is interesting for someone who is asking me for advice.
I don't know... Me pineapple told me to ask you...
A pineapple, you say? I know exactly who you are talking about.
*Eredin crosses his arms, his armor clanking loudly*
Would this pineapple be an... Evil Pineapple?
Wellll he was pretty nice but I think that's what people call him, you know all purply-mangenta looking
I sliced open his neck and practically destroyed his arms. I did it for a good reason. He is not nice.
Arm singular! The other one was just a scratch!
sorry I’m gonna shut up now…
If you like stories with:
Female rage
BLACK female rage
Child rage at abuse
Rage at domestic abuse
Stories about burn victims
Vengeance and the internal conflict that comes with it
Rage against misogyny and the violence that comes with
A "was it worth it" narrative
Good soundtracks
Greek tragedies
Kill Bill
Supporting Black women writers
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1) I've been told it's burn survivors, I apologize and will remember this in the future
2) movie leaves theaters TOMORROW MAY 29TH (or so I heard) so if you haven't seen it yet and you want to, and it's available near you, go do so!!
