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The Bowery Presents
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
Hole
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
Show & Tell
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One Nice Bug Per Day

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hi everybody! intro post below:
call me fern or iuli
** all my writing will henceforth be tagged with the tag βfernβs fabricationsβ ** :D
talk to me / ask me about the lsat

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wait this impersonation thing is so easy why has nobody done this before
-4
lmaoooo
Thinking about the Holmes story where a blind girl goes to him and is like "My fiancΓ© is missing and he kept telling me the week leading up to his disappearance that he would always love me and come back for me,were anything to happen so I think he knew he was in trouble and I love him so much and I'm going to wait for him but I'd like to find him faster,ya know?" And Holmes figures out that it was this girl's parents to scam her out of money she was owed from an estate which she gave to them because she was still living at home,which she wouldn't be if she ever married,so her step father PRETENDED TO DATE HER for MONTHS to keep her from ever getting engaged to a real person and when Holmes finds out he confronts this man and this man is like "Well,you caught me! But it wasn't illegal:) so:)" and Holmes is like "No,but it was sickening and cruel and if she had a brother or good male friend he should post you up and whip you but she doesn't." And the man is like "No,she doesn't." And does the Victorian version of sticking his tongue out and Holmes is like "Well,I guess I'll do then!" And HE PULLS OUT HIS HUNTING WHIP.
Holmes really went:
This is what we mean when we say everyone should support people with disabilities
Be the Sherlock Holmes chasing domestic abusers with a riding crop that you wish to see in the world.
Action movie that takes a hardline "murder is always wrong" stance, but still has the protagonist kill a ton of dudes, taking great care to establish that each killing adheres to the specific legal definition of self-defence in the particular jurisdiction in which it notionally occurs. There's caselaw citations in the subtitles.
i love when kids are obsessed with a thing that isnt really designed for children but not in the like. edgy adult inappropriate way. im talking like my childhood obsession with antiques roadshow. or my cousin who's favorite toy was a photographers tripod. like not the camera JUST the tripod. kids are so silly and delightful sometimes.

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wait wait wait do americans not have e-transfer????
wait wait wait do americans not have e-transfer????
letting myself be ragebaited by listening to male antifeminists
A calm, perfect evening to touch grass with your undead dog? companion
wait wait wait do americans not have e-transfer????

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unfortunate experience earlier
me: *sitting alone at a cafe table, reading and taking notes. earbuds in*
guy (approaches, looming): i like all your.. things *gestures vaguely at my ear cuffs*
me, popping one earbud out: *smiles politely* thankyou *looks back at my book*
guy, leaning closer: βso, whatβs your name?β
me: oh sorry iβm studying right now, iβd rather not talk, thankyou though
guy (uncomfortably close): no itβs okay, tell me your name
me: no thankyou, iβd rather not talk
guy: itβs fine, whatβs your name? my nameβs [redacted]
me: iβm studying, i donβt want to talk
guy: just tell me your name
me: no, iβd rather not talk
guy finally leaves. why did that take four rejections
pics from bookstore cafe earlier. i ordered a tea, commented on a friendβs document and then read for several hours. a good time except for one creep bothering me
the problem with putting a pretty leaf in your bag is that sometimes you forget about said leaf and end up with shredded leaf bits in your bag a few days later
my mother trusts ai mode on google more than she trusts me so iβve been manipulating the ai into giving me the responses i want and sending her screenshots of those
June 9, 2015

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ur skincare routine should be happiness. i am not even kidding i have the glowiest brightest skin when i am not very very stressed