מי נתן לי גישה לאינטרנט?

I hate 2 say it but being a part of a “weird” subculture does not meaningfully inoculate you against a conservative moralizing impulse. You gotta unlearn that. Saying “cringe is dead” is not enough, you have to actually be okay with things that discomfort, perplex and/or disgust you.

[Video description: Gritty is turning the crank on a flagpole to raise the Progress Pride Flag. He gesticulates angrily that the flag is not blowing in the wind, then gestures offscreen. The flag begins blowing. As Gritty begins raising the flag more, the camera pans out to show a man in a suit and sunglasses, looking like a stern Secret Service agent, is holding a leafblower that points at the flag. End description.]

this pride month will be special because of giant ice snake will appear

goodbye straight people

the normal response to not having the life you want is to wish for horrific violence enacted upon yourself this truth is immutable

The apple they fed to snow white wasnt poision at all it was just a red delicious

you shouldnt have to pay for the dentist. the dentist should pay me for satsifying their weird fetish

just watched an interview with james ortiz (rocky’s puppeteer) where he’s like “they were torturing ryan gosling for this movie. it was killing him. he was developing isolation sickness in real life from being the only actor on set for 6 months. i needed to be there for him even when rocky wasn’t in frame to serve as his guiding light and the sole thread tethering him to the concept of love. i was kneeling at the altar” and what

slamming the big red button on my desk labeled "bweh" over and over again to no discernible effect

15 moths later somehow her bwehs just popped up in *my* printer queue??? epson what the fuck

no more historic events this decade that is ENOUGH, i’m putting my foot down

History is not done with us yet my friend

I have received all manner of threat, up to and beyond “I will play a flute carved from your femur,” and yet this is the first time I’ve felt truly threatened

(emerges 3 hours later covered in blood) i figured out what emotion i was feeling