who gave me internet access?

Getting dumped really puts children's cartoon villains into perspective. Like dude you're SO right, love and caring ARE disgusting and we SHOULD cast a spell to drain all human emotion into your amulet.

Friend breakups are how you get lines like "Your friends? You think your friends are coming to save you? Don't make me laugh."

Reblogging for better source.

Reblogging for better source.

Linux is a very good and powerful alternative.

reminder: you cannot Personal Choises your way out of an Intentional Structural Problem

Fun fact! School Chromebooks block Linux. It's not an easy alternative. You are missing the point

Woah woah this has 1000 notes. I'm super flattered and I will bench press each and every one of you.

I can't believe you're this many notes in and nobody knows you handstitched the flag.

(talking to a crowd of people large enough to fill a very big sports stadium) hi everybody. sunbeam on my p(crowd erupts into thunderous applause startling me so bad that I run into a wall and die)

Quick shout out to the Down syndrome kid from my after-school program back when I was in grade school. Like yea he had the usual issues but he was a sweetheart and quite funny; and one day both his parents showed up at the same time to pick him up and I had the experience of meeting a family of genetically disabled people that had jobs and a home and a kid in school and it was a profoundly normalizing experience for me like I couldn’t take eugenicists seriously after that because like “no they totally can have whole entire meaningful lives with marriage and children and work and hobbies have you not met Dennis??” Anyway quick shout out to Dennis you were a real one

Hades gives Orpheus a trial he knows he himself could never succeed at, but it isn’t just that Hades knows he would turn around. Hades has been failing this trial every single year. He shows up too early. He turns too soon. He is so full of doubt that even the natural order of the world, that Persephone will return to him, is not something he can trust. Hades would fail the trial he has given Orpheus, and he already has. All alone, his blood runs thin.

leaving a bad review of The Art of War on Amazon so my enemies don't buy it

social anxiety so bad i cant talk to cashiers. i simply must shoplift. out of fear

[ID: digital art of Hatsune Miku in an outfit inspired by the Petrova line from Project Hail Mary. She wears a red EVA suit inspired dress, with "powered by astrophage" written on her boot, and her twintails are two Petrova lines. There's cartoon astrophage eating stars at the bottom of the drawing. End ID]