this blog is a mess and so am I

I will say this once. Do not joke about Ricky dying.

WTF that's so mean and not even funny, I'm so sorry you have to deal with that

cats will make biscuits directly on your ass and be like Ummmmmm . is this bothering you. like what do you THINK! girl your NAILS!

My cat literally just finished making biscuits on my ass and is currently laying on it 😂😭

me

I wish turkey vultures could read so I could show them this next time they fly over my yard 😔

Also if you finish reblog with your kill count

75 💅

I need to do things but my cat is sleeping on me halp

I got up and now hes following me around 🥺

Im eating dinner and hes still trying to snuggle

Him still sit by me. Its been 3 hrs

He love you 🥺

Fr tho, mine always climbs up me to lay on my shoulders while I'm on the toilet like SIR 💀

@headspace-hotel

It's giving lake Baikal 😬

hey if you died right now whats your ghost outfit you cant change it be honest

nakey 👹

what's everyone's lockscreen?? tell me in the tags or reblog with a screenshot

you’re the most interesting person here

I love that. Mines just an album cover I drew

do you know how confusing it would be to attempt to kick someone in the nuts and you hear a popping sound, it looks like they pissed their pants green and then FISH fall out of the legs of their shorts???? i would literally never recover

Fish are stored in the balls

I trust this man and his wares. Look at that fine suit, that elegant bow tie, that well fed and healthy figure. He clearly knows his wines.

Bustopher Jones

Forbidden pasta

My brain doesn't workle 😔

Two churches located across the street from each other.

Ok but how does a rock die???

Excuse you I love them

This is 100 grand bar erasure