All things Evil, Wretched, or otherwise Sinister

Getting a kidnapping charge during my driving test for just driving off with the instructor

"My vehicle is out of control!" I yell as I flawlessly enter the KFC drive thru

Yes and I'm taking your car to do it

Oh so the 49 I sold to the french man yesterday were only spares okay good to know

The consequences being... Money... In my pockets

I spent it all gambling at the clurb

I lied I actually need it to fund my multicoloured SpongeBob figurine collection it's a tribute to my dead parents and I experience withdrawals if I don't buy at least 3 every two days

Thanks, but I prefer my lemons combustible

Portal 2 reference spotted

Getting a kidnapping charge during my driving test for just driving off with the instructor

"My vehicle is out of control!" I yell as I flawlessly enter the KFC drive thru

Yes and I'm taking your car to do it

Oh so the 49 I sold to the french man yesterday were only spares okay good to know

The consequences being... Money... In my pockets

I spent it all gambling at the clurb

I lied I actually need it to fund my multicoloured SpongeBob figurine collection it's a tribute to my dead parents and I experience withdrawals if I don't buy at least 3 every two days

Getting a kidnapping charge during my driving test for just driving off with the instructor

"My vehicle is out of control!" I yell as I flawlessly enter the KFC drive thru

Yes and I'm taking your car to do it

Oh so the 49 I sold to the french man yesterday were only spares okay good to know

The consequences being... Money... In my pockets

I spent it all gambling at the clurb

Getting a kidnapping charge during my driving test for just driving off with the instructor

"My vehicle is out of control!" I yell as I flawlessly enter the KFC drive thru

Yes and I'm taking your car to do it

Oh so the 49 I sold to the french man yesterday were only spares okay good to know

The consequences being... Money... In my pockets

Getting a kidnapping charge during my driving test for just driving off with the instructor

"My vehicle is out of control!" I yell as I flawlessly enter the KFC drive thru

Yes and I'm taking your car to do it

Oh so the 49 I sold to the french man yesterday were only spares okay good to know

Getting a kidnapping charge during my driving test for just driving off with the instructor

"My vehicle is out of control!" I yell as I flawlessly enter the KFC drive thru

Yes and I'm taking your car to do it

Oh so the 49 I sold to the french man yesterday were only spares okay good to know

Getting a kidnapping charge during my driving test for just driving off with the instructor

"My vehicle is out of control!" I yell as I flawlessly enter the KFC drive thru

Yes and I'm taking your car to do it

Oh so the 49 I sold to the french man yesterday were only spares okay good to know

Getting a kidnapping charge during my driving test for just driving off with the instructor

"My vehicle is out of control!" I yell as I flawlessly enter the KFC drive thru

Yes and I'm taking your car to do it

Getting a kidnapping charge during my driving test for just driving off with the instructor

"My vehicle is out of control!" I yell as I flawlessly enter the KFC drive thru

My evil plans to resurrect the Beatles have been sullied because apparently they're not all dead yet so it wouldn't be dramatic enough to even do all that. Anyaway

I mean... all you have to do is resurrect John and make the other three young again...

I'm sorry to tell you about Beatles Georg

Neither do I I'll be honest until an hour ago I thought they were all dead. Aside from Pringo

My evil plans to resurrect the Beatles have been sullied because apparently they're not all dead yet so it wouldn't be dramatic enough to even do all that. Anyaway

I mean... all you have to do is resurrect John and make the other three young again...

I'm sorry to tell you about Beatles Georg

My evil plans to resurrect the Beatles have been sullied because apparently they're not all dead yet so it wouldn't be dramatic enough to even do all that. Anyaway

Like c'mon could you imagine if there was a sinister skeleton band? It would be so awesome but they're not all skeletons so it would just be two awesome skeletons and then Ringo and Pringo or whoever the other guy is